Miscellaneous: That went well - FML

That went well

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I tried to stage an intervention for a friend who abuses drugs. I ended up with my hair on fire. FML

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You deserved it 4 365

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ihartmytdi 23

Thursday 19 February 2015 17:25

Lesson for today: Don't try to change someone who has quick access to a lighter.

Exodiafinder687 58

Thursday 19 February 2015 17:26

That's just so wrong that your friend abuses drugs. What did the drugs ever do to him/her that makes it ok to beat them?

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OptiTheDemiGod 4

Friday 20 February 2015 15:57

Interventions are proven to not work well, try to get them to go to a professional

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 21 February 2015 3:10

This was not where I was expecting this FML to end.

WriterB 3

Sunday 22 February 2015 1:44

I had a friend that abused heroine and was prostituting. I did all I could to help her and show her a better life and although she got off heroine she enjoyed easy money over a steady legal job. My point? You can't help someone who won't help themselves.

delvolution 5

Sunday 22 February 2015 4:59

This sounds like a backwards episode of The Office.

Martinez0285 28

Tuesday 24 February 2015 20:58

...today on intervention...

Geary519 20

Thursday 26 February 2015 2:36

at least you're making progress

PSYqualiac 17

Sunday 1 March 2015 12:31

So.... was it a success?

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