Money and Geek: Today, I went to the park to read “The Book Thief”. I fell asleep...

By Anonymous - 18/04/2018 11:00 - United States - Twin Falls

Today, I went to the park to read “The Book Thief”. I fell asleep and when I woke up, my book was gone. FML

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By stupid - 26/05/2015 06:54 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML

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By walker - 04/10/2009 21:33 - United States

Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML

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By sleepy - 23/12/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I was trying to read a book for school, but kept falling asleep. Following some advice from a friend I tried reading on the uncomfortable floor. Two hours later my dog woke me up by peeing on my face. FML

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By Loverscry - 05/11/2014 22:02 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I forgot my library book on a bench then I got on a bus, so I got off at the next stop and walked back to get it. I arrived just in time to see some guy pick it up and hop on another bus. So now I'm not on the bus I needed, and I have to pay for the book. FML

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By maggie2014 - 23/06/2013 23:48 - United States - Lufkin

Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML

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By Spoilicious - 05/11/2012 15:58 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was reading a book in public. Some bastard stranger came over and started spoiling the plot for me. FML

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By sad - 07/09/2011 05:05 - Canada

Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading it. The flight attendant thought I'd forgotten it, so he chased me through the airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't have the heart to tell him I left it on purpose. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 20:23

Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

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By whatthewoah - 02/09/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML

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By blackedout - 06/10/2009 05:25 - Singapore

Today, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still lying on the sidewalk, people were stepping over me and my purse was gone. FML

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Miss_Whipped 43

Wednesday 18 April 2018 19:05

I would say you deserve it just for the sheer irony of the situation. :^)

Zekfen 17

Wednesday 18 April 2018 19:10

Maybe if you finish reading the book you’ll find out who did it!

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Miss_Whipped 43

Wednesday 18 April 2018 19:05

I would say you deserve it just for the sheer irony of the situation. :^)

Zekfen 17

Wednesday 18 April 2018 19:10

Maybe if you finish reading the book you’ll find out who did it!

RipperoniPizza 19

Wednesday 18 April 2018 19:18

"Ironic"

manb91uk 22

Wednesday 18 April 2018 19:24

You didn't just read it - you lived it!!

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 18 April 2018 20:06

Good thing you weren't reading "Fahrenheit 451." The book would have been on fire!

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 18 April 2018 20:10

What kind of piece of shit steals a worthless book?

jkjorn 16

Wednesday 18 April 2018 20:15

Now this is the kind of stuff Alanis Morissette should've put in the song!

DragonMaiden7 15

Wednesday 18 April 2018 20:16

To be fair, it is a great book

Donut_Wizard 23

Wednesday 18 April 2018 20:27

Why did you fall asleep in public in the first place. You might as well have worn a sign that said “Hey, come steal from me!”

Cubanloverllera 12

Wednesday 18 April 2018 21:46

hilariously ironic

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