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By aligator1009 - 09/05/2012 04:54 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was enjoying the sun, an old man with prosthetic leg and no clothes on sat next to me. He took off his fake leg and put it behind his head. Then he opened his legs revealing his "stuff." I will never unsee this. Ever. FML
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Lifes_a_bust 0

A pillow for a leg, that's handy.

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immaMonsta 8

Well why were you staring for so long? It's rude to stare.

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DrCatFarlane 0

Welcome to my world. I've seen a lot of things that I cannot un see.

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badmittonbeast22 4

Just be glad it wasn't your grandfather. That would make for awkward conversation at Thanksgiving dinner...

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Andrew910 5

Did he ask if you were enjoying the view?

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rammy125 4

He is missing a leg.. He sure has a lot of balls though

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jol3n3 0

I can't believe that!!!!

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erinchick1 7

Was it a nude beach? You could have call the cop and got him for public indecency.

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nofearjenshere 12

Was he hard? That would make it slightly more creepy.

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ss_20_xx 14

As if this wasn't bad enough, I'm now imagining a crinkled old man with saggy man boobs and a hard d*ck.

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SkoomaKi 27

Don't forget the sagging balls that hit the ground. You're welcome :)

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XtraEzeee 8

And subtract a leg from the mix, and you got yourself a traumatising experience.

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kkows25 10

this just keeps getting better and better. lmao

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