The best day of your life

By How's the salmon? - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my drunken mother shouted at me at the top of her lungs, "All men are fucking assholes, and your new husband is no different!" during our wedding reception. All he did was ask her how she liked the salmon. FML
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gaydragon 13

so how was the salmon?

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RickySleeves 20

She's really representing women well eh?

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gaydragon 13

so how was the salmon?

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splinteredApple 36

Probably salty because of OP's mothers attitude.

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ILoveMyArm 15

I picture the woman's train of thought to be along the lines of this: -he asked about salmon -salmon is a type of fish -fish could be associated with a certain woman's body part -HE IS AN OBJECTIFYING PIG I've cracked the code

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nityasomaiya 46

Then it would be more like bitter...

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Vestin 18

#31 Please... 1* All men are ******* assholes 2* X is a man ----- 3* Therefore, X is a ******* asshole QED, MRAs.

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SkylineFTW97 25

#31 really HAS cracked the code..... the Illuminati cannot allow outsiders to foil it's plans.

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splinteredApple 36

#49 a male actually has an X and Y chromosome, female's just have 2 X chromosomes. I'm 100% sure you are one of those people who claim to be a feminist, even though you think females should be superior.

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boating_guy 33

Poor guy. He has a case of the Monster-in-law.

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jamesr242 9

Except it's his actual mother. Much worse, IMO

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JKPwnage 27

Another example of why "mother in law" is an anagram for "woman hitler"

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RickySleeves 20

She's really representing women well eh?

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MrConcise 34

Hell, she's representing drunks poorly, too.

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abNormal62 23

Wow that sounds fishy? I think there is more to this tale then has been shared!

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Skoff_fml 27

Aye. Also, I personally don't get why people would invite such awful people to their events even if they are 'family'

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Cayers97 12

I didn't want salmon i said it a thousand times This wedding is horse shit!(stepbrothers)

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ligerzero459 24

Don't worry, the wine mixer after party will be 1000x better

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gearhead369 20

Happy Mother's Day to her too!! What a mother you have

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Bucephalus 1

Kinda poor form to invite her but it's really on her.

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cheeeksss 29

So it's poor form to invite the mother of the bride to the wedding..?

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SadSouthernBell 18

OP, I'm sorry you have such a selfish mother. I hope somebody stood up for you by taking her home.

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Michael Sawyer 11

by taking her home.. no no no. with people like that you throw them(seriously) out the door. tell them to kick gravel and travel, closing the door behind as you turn to walk away. People need to start putting these kind of people in their place/cutting them off completely(even it is your own family) or they will never stop.

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limabeans101029 20

It's people like her who give feminism a bad name.

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karwank 13

No feminists tend to be people like her.

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limabeans101029 20

Except that they really, really don't. The vast majority of feminists don't hate men, don't want female supremacy, etc. The only reason you think that they do is that everyone tends to only pay attention to the radical 'feminists' like OP's mother, while paying no attention to the women (and men) who simply want equality.

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riffehunter 16

its kinda all 1st world feminists who give feminism a bad name.

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caitln 14

Feminism = equal rights/opportunities. Misandrist is the word I think you're looking for.

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