Intimacy, Sex, Social Media and Polyamourous: Don't knock it until you try it

Don't knock it until you try it

By Pinsky - 08/12/2021 16:59

Today, I found out on Facebook that my mom and step-dad have an open marriage. To make matters worse, my step-dad shamed me for not being more sex positive. FML

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By carolinagirl - 04/04/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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By myparentsarehoes - 03/08/2009 16:33 - Canada

Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML

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By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 25/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Grand Ledge

Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML

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Too Much Information

By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 11:02

Today, I found out that my cross-dressing father and my recently deceased mother were having a much more "open" relationship then they'd let on, when the sheriff's department finally gave me mom's phone back. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2015 12:16 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend's mum publicly shamed him on Facebook after she caught him having sex under her roof today. Everyone thought it was hilarious, except me. Not because I'm ashamed, but because I'm over 300 miles away right now. FML

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Last to know

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 22:00

Today, I heard that my stepmom’s mother passed away… via a public Facebook post made by my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 06:39 - Canada - Victoria

Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML

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Congratulations

By anon - 28/07/2015 05:02 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML

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Sdog 6

Wednesday 8 December 2021 18:33

What they do in their marriage regarding sex isn’t really any of your business. Polyamory is nothing to be ashamed of. Perhaps you do need some more emotional maturity around the subject.

Becky Samuel 6

Wednesday 8 December 2021 17:10

If it makes them happy then what's the problem? Maybe you *could* do with being more sex-positive.

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Becky Samuel 6

Wednesday 8 December 2021 17:10

If it makes them happy then what's the problem? Maybe you *could* do with being more sex-positive.

Sdog 6

Wednesday 8 December 2021 18:33

What they do in their marriage regarding sex isn’t really any of your business. Polyamory is nothing to be ashamed of. Perhaps you do need some more emotional maturity around the subject.

Royal Sataness 4

Wednesday 8 December 2021 19:56

Polyamory is very rewarding with the right people. you're capable of loving more than one parent. or more than one sibling. why not more than one partner? one partner can't meet all your needs and shouldn't have that burden. more needs get met with multiple partners. broaden your horizons. sex and love are beautiful things.