The betrayal

By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 16:33 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I found out via Instagram that my boyfriend didn't actually go to the Bahamas with his dad as he claimed. Not unless his dad lost weight, grew tits and long hair, and likes to make out with his son. They have no cellphone service, so I can't even call to break up with him. FML
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angiemarie96 25

Instagram him a break up pic :) a sign with you giving the finger Clearly they have wifi access to post on instagram

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sumbum95 15

Don't worry at least now you know he's a duche! You can do better!:)

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IHATEFMYLIFE 26

A nasty voicemail? As long as you're at it, shoot him a nasty email too! That's not what I would do though. Personally, I wouldn't let him know that I knew anything while he was away. That way he can't prepare himself for the "hurricane" that would be waiting for him when he got home. And then when I first lay eyes on him, the picture will come out and so will his teeth! Lol

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thatnucca 36

For the first time in a while an OP doesn't have to be told she deserves better and to break up with her boyfriend by the ever so eager audience...

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thatnucca 36

"Stoop to my loo my darling" being taken quite literally here...

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caitlinrawrr 9

I think you have the wrong FML.. I think you want the one above..

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kalbrek009 20

WTH?....It's "skip to the loo" & how does that (skipping to the bathroom) pertain to OPs soon to be ex bf sending her an Instagram of him making out with another woman, & claiming no cell service?

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LissaMccracken 23

I don't understand why people cheat... I'm sorry :/

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stoych 19

At least you have time to think up a suitably elaborate plan to dump his sorry ass. Do some research on the most humiliating ways it's been done before and get some ideas?

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sk3p71k 13

Dude... if u wanna leave, leave. If u wanna stay, stay. Cheating is for *******!

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surfergirl72 7

It's safe to assume you're broken up.

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