The betrayal

By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 16:33 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I found out via Instagram that my boyfriend didn't actually go to the Bahamas with his dad as he claimed. Not unless his dad lost weight, grew tits and long hair, and likes to make out with his son. They have no cellphone service, so I can't even call to break up with him. FML
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angiemarie96 25

Instagram him a break up pic :) a sign with you giving the finger Clearly they have wifi access to post on instagram

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sumbum95 15

Don't worry at least now you know he's a duche! You can do better!:)

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lazygirlWOW 9

Dig your keys into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive, then carve your name into his leather seats. After that take a Louisville slugger to both head lights and slash a hole in all four tires. Then maybe next time he'll think before he cheats(:

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Obey_StudBoii 23

I wouldn't want to be your ex. No offense.

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BossPathfinderGM 14

That's a little long-winded for a Carrie Underwood reference, don't you think?

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Get his stuff and put it on Instagram for sale. That should do the trick.

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ShoyuSauceSoup 26

Don't even waste your time breaking up with this asshole. Go find a better boyfriend that truly loves and respects you.

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Spyfiction 6

Did he not think that you would find out?? It's posted on Instagram :|

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jw90 18

Well either send him a photo with you flipping him off or when he gets back it's time for some major ass kicking.

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ariellove1992 8

Well post a pic of you making out with a guy

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kittykat1501 31

No, then he will say" you cheated first!"

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raecattach 7

Leave a comment on the pic :)

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AviProspering 5

When he comes back, leave him a nice suprise, like a skunk on the front porche of his house :P

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katie_gurley 13

If he doesn't have cell service, how did he post pictures to Instagram?

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