Intimacy, Cheating and My ex: The Cheek!

The Cheek!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, on my Facebook, the stripper my ex-husband cheated on me with showed up in the "People You May Know" box. FML

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Deadshot108 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 19:49

Hey! At least Facebook was right! You DO know her!

Bellacanfixit 2

Saturday 14 May 2011 19:41

Good thing it's 'ex' husband.

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chengy4191 7

Sunday 15 May 2011 3:27

ADub55 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 4:10

Strippers have Facebook now? i gotta sign up.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Sunday 15 May 2011 4:43

Strippers are people too, y'know. :P People that get naked for money, but still...

Monii_Harlz 11

Sunday 15 May 2011 4:33

at least it wasn't a friend request :/

nerdsgetmehot 22

Sunday 15 May 2011 4:45

Facebook has a twisted sense of humor. It once suggested that I friend my boyfriend's ex.

geeksaresexy 18

Sunday 15 May 2011 10:44

Facebook suggested my lodgers ex to me 2 days after they broke up. Facebook was right though, I do know her..

Honda288 2

Sunday 15 May 2011 4:47

This is just bad irony, your life is in no way "******".

TempestRain 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 5:36

Oh how I hate that stupid box!!!

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 15 May 2011 5:41

Oh know I'm old enough to have been married and divorced yet I still whine when an inanimate computer brings up people I don't like.

thecovert 7

Sunday 15 May 2011 5:50

So it was right! You're better off with him.

lilmissfail 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 6:32

so?

fyl12345678901 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 7:04

well it's right

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