Dogs and Animals: The ending of Lost explained

The ending of Lost explained

By Morgan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

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By Shiva - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Niort

Today, I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML

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Naughty girl

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took the dog for a 45 minute walk/jog. She sniffed everything on the ground like she always does. She marked her territory twice, then we finally got home. As soon as I took her off the leash inside, she ran to the kitchen and took a dump right on the kitchen mat. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

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By emoney - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

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The left hand, the right hand

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML

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Stuck

By canessadawn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML

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Not the smartest

By ugh Buck! - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML

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You deserved it 4 551

Second class citizen

By crapped on - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML

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You deserved it 4 261

Instant cure

By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

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It's sus to us

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

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You deserved it 4 496

BB_ava 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:11

That's the first place I'd look...

Livinia 11

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:09

You should be glad it's safe now :)

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BabyBlue227 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:43

at least he's safe:)

simonk1043 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:50

I feel sorry for you & next time look under there so you don't have to waste time

imbordsoimhere 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 21:32

I've done that my lil bros had my dog in there room then shut the door forgetting about her then we went looking for her for 3 hours 

imbordsoimhere 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 21:36

haha me to but it was in my bros room and we looked for her for like 3 hours. I think most dog owners have been there before. 

monnen 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 21:52

that happened with my brother when he was like 3. even the sleeping under the be part

xXwolflegionXx 8

Wednesday 22 June 2011 22:47

wouldn't your bed be the first place to search?

your_life_suckss 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 22:58

YDI for referring to your dog as "it."

vbmg152 18

Wednesday 22 June 2011 23:13

I hate to admit this, but I've done that!

dat_boy 3

Wednesday 22 June 2011 23:24

It?? Ur a monstet "it" was hiding from u!:p

henrysun 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:08

Well, at least u found ur dog

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Today, I got several thumbtacks jabbed into me. Why? Because my cousin thought it would be a funny prank to superglue a bunch of thumbtacks to his nerf darts. My left forearm is still bleeding. FML

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