Oh, hi…

By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 15:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 964
You deserved it 31 217

Same thing different taste

Top comments

flockz 19

"i know you wanna come home with me and hit this. here hold my cup-- *blahghhhhgahahga* ya you wanna hit this."

Comments

12- There are high school aged people that make the incredibly stupid decision to get stoned. Yay for ******* up your growing body. Don't worry though, it's cool.

12 an 23- I agree with both of ya.. He ain't "done that" I guarantee it!

23- yes thats true but to be 16 and get that drunk and claim to remember doing it is very unlikely.

A friend probably told him just as OP's friend told her, because even at OP's age (hopefully older?) she doesn't remember either.

I still doubt he got as drunk as he claimed he did.

It's possible, even if it's stupid and irresponsible. If OP could do it, so could someone else...

eyeIoveyou 4

if you're interested in being more than friends, at least he has now seen a good side and bad side to you before :')

#1 - My bullshit alarm is going off. WoooooOOOOOOwoooOOOOOOwoooooOOOO

enonymous 8

28 - wine coolers, mikes hard lemonade, zima and fermented apple cider makes you do all sorts of ****** up things. This one time I went on a serious bender after 6 mikes hard and voted on Adam Lambert on American idol.

MiGman 5

Bottle of tequila also makes you do ****** up shit too

Okay first, LEARN ******* GRAMMAR. It's 16 year olds like you, the illiterate and immature, that make the rest of us look bad. second. It's 16 year olds like you that make adults think all 16 year olds are drunk stoners. And to all of you saying that it's "stupid teenagers" that like to get stoned and drunk, you can (excuse my French) go **** yourself. A 16 year old drinking is stupid, yes, but so is an 18 year old drinking as well as ANYONE drinking for the sake of getting drunk. And you know what? Weed has the same effect on someone wether they're 16, 18, 25 or 50 something. Stop being a bigoted asshole and learn your facts before you shove your opinion down other peoples throats. Thanks(:

94, You complain about other peoples grammar but your own is terrible, then you go on to make baseless claims with no supporting evidence and call people assholes for not accepting it as fact. You could have just saved some time and condensed it down to "I bring nothing to the table".

enonymous 8

94 - I'd check that theory about drinking / smoking at 16, 18, 25 again. You're basically saying it has the same effects on a person regardless of age... Which is incorrect if I give a 3 year old a beer or weed every day it will cause a lot of harm and stunt growth. A human brain will not fully develop until at least age 25.

Holy shit you just forced enonymous to make a serious comment. You really ****** up.

I second the notion put forth by enonymous.

GoW_Chick 14

94- I'd like to point out your 16 no one really cares what you think at this point in life it's the cold truth and also people may have different opinion then you at sometime or another so get use to it ... One more thing don't take things so serious on this site people mainly come on here to add some bullshit and/or sarcastic comment for a laugh.

technically it produces almost the same results in people regardless of age. If you are stupid enough to start it at a younger age, it can interfere with future development. Smoking at all = dumb Drinking in excess = dumber Drinking/Smoking too often at an early age = Gifted Millennial Can you crank up your headphones while your at it? We can't hear them in the back of the public conveyance. And we would hate for you to miss the joys of tinnitus. Free pixie sticks for everyone!

nonelikeworms 0

Well you ****** that up nicely OP

Skywalka911 0

"Propositioning him" What the hell does that mean?

GoW_Chick 14

She tried to get him to do the naked dance with her ... Get it now?

WTFjizzinmypantz 0
Llama_Face89 33
Mattador_fml 0
mom2pen 4

It said an attractive FRIEND, meaning they already knew them before last month, so the first impression was probably awhile ago.

actually it says friend of a friend. so the may not have ever met before the drunken incident.

79- thanks for pointing that out I hadn't actually noticed that. Now I'd assume that that was the first time they had met. But the way it was worded still suggests they knew each other prior to the situation.

Sarah_moustache 9

Seems like someone had too much vodka.

But it is the best! Vodka goes with everything!

Called captain black. And brown liquors cause hangovers (er worse)

MariahDot 0
that1skaterxX 0
flockz 19

"i know you wanna come home with me and hit this. here hold my cup-- *blahghhhhgahahga* ya you wanna hit this."

Who we kidding? Men, we'd still hit it! Just no kissing...

Flockz, your dialogues are so much better than bizarre_ftw's. I hate those with a burning passion..

every1luvsboners 11

Welcome to my world. This happens to me at least twice a week. After a couple times you lose the feeling of embarrassment and say '**** it, who cares.'

Damn! Why cant I get my very own cool stalker? I promise to feed and take care of them! Pleeeeaaaasssse!

77- you're not the one giving him a boner in the first place.. That would be my attractive profile picture over here;)