The Final Countdown
By Excalibur6669 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Parlin
By Excalibur6669 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Parlin
Go find your own fun
My siblings never invite me, I'm just there. I do spend most of it in my room, but sometimes I come down to say hello. My brother did kick me out of the house two years running for his birthday party though, and both times one of his mates passed out and threw up in my bed :/
go anyway. slap that bitch
It's your house, what does she expect you to do? Stay in your room? F*ck that!
Just join anyways, what is she going to do? It's New Years, have fun:)
YDI for having a sister
sabotage it. pull every prank in the book. fart bomb the bathroom, spike the punch with laxatives, hide the tv remote, eggs in shoes, pull the house breaker 30sec to midnight. I'm sure u can think of more. Make it a new years to remember. :D
Show up anyway and crash the party.
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You live there Op you enjoy that party and screw your sister.
Suggest her a New Year's Resolution to stop being such an asshole.