The Final Countdown

By Excalibur6669 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Parlin

Today, my sister is having a New Year's Eve party at our house. I'm not invited. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 386
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Classy_Sassy_15 15

You live there Op you enjoy that party and screw your sister.

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Eliseopwns 22

Suggest her a New Year's Resolution to stop being such an asshole.

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Classy_Sassy_15 15

You live there Op you enjoy that party and screw your sister.

177 3
Erebus_Terror 12

I think that's illegal, but the Targaryens approve nonetheless.

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brasiliano 16

#15 the legality isn't an issue when you're online on adult websites ?

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incoherentrmblr 21

Time to trash the party...

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Eliseopwns 22

Suggest her a New Year's Resolution to stop being such an asshole.

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xwingtwo 15

Don't see how she can keep you out. What ever you do OP have a great New Year!

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sleepyglowstar 32

Have a better party in your room, invite a load of her guests. Make yours one to remember

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lex1459 38

Well nobody said anything about that, you thought it up all on your own. So clearly, it is your idea of a party #29

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addisonrose12 16

Actually, #51, the technical definition of an "orgy" is for two or more people to be in a room together with their socks and shoes off.

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MzZombicidal 36

Tbh, my brother's doing the same thing and it's his birthday... I feel you, OP! Just find some great friends to hang out with! :)

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teentee401 36

Wait, is it a party for just your brother and his friends? If so, that might make sense. But if it's a family/friend thing then that sucks.

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MzZombicidal 36

Sadly, it's the latter, #24. :/

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floup_fml 13

I'm sure you can organise a better party with your own friends. If not, just stay home and enjoy the party!

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MandyO 15

Age might be a factor here... I'm guessing that either she may be a bratty teen or you might be too old/young to attend her party.

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k007dot 10

Show up , uninvited, it's still your house after all.

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PyroSam 21

Stay and eat all the food. That'll show her.

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FAKECRASH59 15

Kick 'em out! They are obviously ungrateful of you. You deserve better!

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