New year's day and Kids: The Final Countdown

Crash it and tell embarrassing stories about your sister. Friends love to hear embarrassing stories from siblings; trust me, I have twenty-two years experience of being a sibling xD.

hi_low18 6

Wednesday 31 December 2014 13:28

New year's party without her for sure.

FYLTHOUGH 15

Wednesday 31 December 2014 13:53

Why would you need to be invited to a party at your own house?

Vidrill 22

Wednesday 31 December 2014 13:54

If you had said "brother" instead of sister, then I think "Shut up, Meg", would have been obligatory.

brandoneyez1 25

Wednesday 31 December 2014 13:56

No formal invite needed. Enjoying the party. She can't do anything about it.

Saraj07 18

Wednesday 31 December 2014 14:29

Well that's rude.

Oppression_fml 19

Wednesday 31 December 2014 14:54

It's implied that you're invited because it's your house

danielhartlesss 13

Wednesday 31 December 2014 15:08

Maybe OP isn't invited because they go by the name "Excalibur6669"

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Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex. I was on top and really into it but in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said, "Huh, look at the time, I gotta get home." She wasn't wearing a watch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 92 747

You deserved it 17 915

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 189

You deserved it 11 246

The Top

Today, I went over to visit my sister. She had a bunch of pictures of me on her wall. I thought it was sweet, but a bit odd. Turns out she looks at pictures of me to motivate herself whenever she doesn’t feel like working out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 527

You deserved it 364

Today, a mom got pissed at me when I didn’t help her kid after it smacked its face into a table on the train. I got up and walked to a new table while she still yelled at me for 10 minutes. Not my mistake, so maybe watch your own mistakes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 701

You deserved it 151

Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 744

You deserved it 6 626

Today, and up until now, I never knew my dad had a racist streak until he found out his usual fish and chip shop had been turned into an Indian takeaway. The language he was using, I had to google what half of the names even meant, since I wasn't born in the '70s. The neighbours definitely heard him, because now they won't talk to us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 965

You deserved it 129

Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 623

You deserved it 4 309

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 87 206

You deserved it 7 008