The Gap

By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 15:01 - United States

Today, I learned that the gap between the elevator and the 6th floor landing of my apartment building is approximately one key's width wide. FML
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overdriven07 0

You obviously missed what the OP is saying #1. She dropped the key, which fell through the crack, and is now lost down the elevator shaft. I can't believe I had to explain that. Btw, if an ant is traveling at 1 m/s, that ant is moving insanely fast. 1 cm/s is more likely. Nice attempt at being clever, though.

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minervajenkins 0

So cleverly written but not clever enough to have a keyring. That's a little sad, isn't it?

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scifi 0

I lost my keys last week as well. It sucks.

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radman 0

Depending on what key got dropped, it's not necessarily a bad thing. However, I'm assuming that because you posted it on here, you need to learn to use a little invention the rest of the world calls a "key chain."

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nymc 0

fyl, but seriously, you only have a single key and you don't carry it on a keychain. ydi for making life hard for yourself.

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qwerty212 0

In many apartments there is access to the elevator hole. Ask around and you might get a key. I have let my keys fall in the elevator hole and I just had to ask for the key to access the elevator hole and I found it there on the floor.

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rub_a_dub_dub 0

I've done the same thing before when I was little (luckily someone turned it into the lost and found), but ever since then I'm super paranoid when I get out the elevator with my keys.

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philadelphianus 0

once i dropped fifty dollars down an elevator shaft.

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