Cats and Love: The GOAT

The GOAT

By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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Make your mind up

By rollercoaster - 25/10/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Rockville Centre

Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

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By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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Time doesn't always heal

By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 09:30 - Israel - Ramat Gan

Today, exactly two years to the date when I thought my dream had came true when my partner surprised me with a kitten. Except two weeks later we had to give him away because my partner was too anxious about the cat destroying any of his stuff. I'm still heartbroken. FML

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You got mail

By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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heartlessagony 0

Monday 15 March 2010 20:05

At least you're not with him anymore.

spicayyy 0

Monday 15 March 2010 20:04

fyl

Comments

rightbackatya 0

Monday 15 March 2010 20:27

he loves a four-leg pussy more than a two-leg pussy... rad!

blueeyes24 0

Monday 15 March 2010 20:28

I'm thinking joint custody is only fair.

Fminetoo 0

Monday 15 March 2010 20:29

I feel bad for anyone that opens this FML up at work. I don't think I've ever seen the word "pussy" so much in my life.

luck10 0

Monday 15 March 2010 20:41

PuSsssssayy!! ahaha

koco4 0

Monday 15 March 2010 22:22

I know. After the first five pussy comments, it's got real old. I don't know why people don't read the previous comments and realize that someone already wrote it.

bethan1 4

Monday 15 March 2010 20:33

Sorry OP he only liked you for your pussy.....

taycandy96 2

Monday 15 March 2010 20:52

^^this

ashlynn610 12

Monday 15 March 2010 20:57

IS SPARTA!!!!!

htownlove 0

Monday 15 March 2010 21:10

mean kitty!! lol

aardvarkish 15

Monday 15 March 2010 20:34

it's a cat's world, I guess...

AA357 0

Monday 15 March 2010 20:37

You're a bitch and your cat's nice. Deal with it.

billionair11 20

Sunday 11 May 2014 21:14

And you're a moron.

FMLrockzdude 0

Monday 15 March 2010 20:45

dude I lovecatz but ctz over sex? damn u must be ugly!!!!!!

Schazam 0

Monday 15 March 2010 20:53

You kept asking for things back until you elicited a response? Peeps should not use the kids as objects when ending relationships. FYL for using your pussy as an object.