The good old days

By help - 09/07/2013 20:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was reading a newspaper at a bus stop when a creepy guy rested his chin on my shoulder and said, "I miss the good old days, when people would read newspapers together and it wasn't classed as weird." He then walked off. FML
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rememberkids 14

I'm pretty sure ppl found this creepy in the old days too

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xplicitkontent 18

I miss the good ol' days when creepy ass people didn't violate my personal space.

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baseballdude1283 18

What is the newspaper you speak of?

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braceany 11

You get some characters on public transport. I am currently sitting on the train watching a man pick his nose and eat it. Not giving a single ****

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perdix 29

#12, you should be glad you weren't around in the good old days, when people would share boogers and it wouldn't be classified as weird.

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nightbirdblue 27

Public transport is always interesting. I've seen a man almost screaming to the bus driver that the driver needed to pray and then God would make the bus driver's genetic condition go away because it was really a curse. I've also seem a woman correcting her children on proper behavior, which she considered to sing as loud as possible for the thirty minutes they were on the bus. OP is lucky that the interesting character went away shortly.

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SilencioIsTheKey 12

I once saw a man chase madly after a bus and then accidentally get his hands stuck on the poster that was on the bus... Ripping it off. Oh wait... That was Spiderman.

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KinkyCurly 13

You should have shared your newspaper...

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mariazzz 5

At least you weren't listening to music and he didn't take one of your earphones out to listen to your sounds. Consider yourself lucky!

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CouldBeMe 7

Omg!! That old man did that to me too!

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AboveAll04 14

u live on mars -__- highly unlikely it was the same old man

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gc327072 30

Well 21, if he actually was on Mars, he'd be the only human on the whole planet. This could potentially make him so lonely that he'd hallucinate, and begin to "see people", and then it's actually quite likely that he could've seen the very same old man, and carried on a conversation with him, all within the confines of his lonely mind.

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KendraLaine 18

Maybe he was a pickpocket & was using his creepiness to distract you?

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perdix 29

What is weird is that he left before finishing the story you guys were reading together. Perhaps he was a speed-reader?

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maximus_prime 24

Maybe he was just on speed, or some other exotic drug.

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AboveAll04 14

you just made a new friend! instead of thunder buddies you two are newspaper buddies woohoo ! and from reading these FML's those good friends don't come around too often :p

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PenguinBitch 43

Those were the days.....*looks out in the distance towards the moonlight*

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brittyboo123 35

I'm sure if he had asked to read it with you, you might have said yes.

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