Transportation: Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting...

By lily - 23/03/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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Broke

By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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By busmanhoe - 14/12/2009 11:19 - Norway

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

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Get back here!

By anythingjean - 25/05/2009 21:46 - Canada

Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

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By pam - 03/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML

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By Nicked - 25/04/2009 11:50 - Israel

Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML

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By ggbhghggg - 18/11/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

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Nice try

By gabby - 13/12/2009 17:30 - Canada

Today, I was on the bus and a woman got on with her 3 young children. I offered her my seat so they could all sit together. When I went to get off the bus, I realized I'd left my bag underneath my old seat. When I tried to get it back the woman hit me and yelled at me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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Trash

By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML

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By Parade - 28/02/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML

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worb 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:25

get over yourself

zoecakes 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:27

wow karma's a bitch, isn't it? YDI.

Comments

JeanNe91 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:24

i hope you kept your wallet. you dont deserve to get it back.

Zer0_Zer0 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 18:11

YDI, you just made my day XD

theking12369 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 8:53

but why would he whistle and not say hey! or something like that

Hansemans 17

Thursday 10 November 2011 15:10

Same feeling here. I really enjoyed reading this FML.

asdfjklol 0

Friday 3 February 2012 4:53

How wld tat make ur day??????

SpikyG 3

Friday 2 November 2012 2:08

There are a lot of reasons hey may of whistle.

corgidoggo 2

Wednesday 22 June 2016 20:59

cause he's old

worb 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:25

get over yourself

6969awesome 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 15:57

I don't get why the old man whistled and didn't yell out FAKE

dakotalesmercy 6

Thursday 20 May 2010 15:41

^^^^^ +1

zoecakes 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:27

wow karma's a bitch, isn't it? YDI.

Infamous_Hawk 6

Friday 12 November 2010 3:58

yes it is

chuksnwali 34

Saturday 14 June 2014 15:43

Karma's a bitch, and so is OP

Seegtease 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:27

Hah. He tried to do the right thing, you insulted him, now he gets all your money. Nice guy wins, and the bitch loses. Justice.

badminton 14

Wednesday 21 May 2014 4:41

I love this comment.

amirn86 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:28

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

OwenMcAwesome 0

Friday 22 April 2011 21:30

Stupid feminist bitch...

Zeus1070 17

Thursday 10 May 2012 6:22

If most guys are creepy, then most girls are bitches. See how it works both ways, you condensending bitch? Get off your high horse.

azk3000 9

Saturday 15 December 2012 9:02

the weird thing is a guy said that

warchild4080 8

Friday 31 May 2013 7:34

OK first have you ever hear of a guy telling a girl to go to hell because she called him hot no we would take it as a compliment but when a guy dose it its creepy lol stfu prude