The higher power provides

By jamongrande - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my roommate and I are so broke, we resorted to going to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting just for the refreshments. FML
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Codezlol 21

My name is cody, and I'm an orange-juiceaholic

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flashback.miss 28

Maybe do some odd jobs?

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flashback.miss 28

Maybe do some odd jobs?

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Dreamsorrow93 24

I heard stripping pays good.

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Catdragon 40

they could also offer some other type of jobs.

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shannon.elizabeth 13

or donate blood/plasma

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Welshite 39

Don't eat the coca! It's not chocolate.

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JustinJK 21

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Roskie 16

Not sure that's quite the same situation.

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RusticChick 27

Must be nice getting babied by your parents and grandma when you're a young adult.

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RachelRHCP 23

Do your parents not feed you or something? Pretty sure you can't relate to this situation considering you still live with your parents and from what it looks like, they provide everything for you if you get "allowance".

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Wishing I could thumb this down more than once. The fact that I can't, really irks me.

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iSativa 24

Pretty sure this guy is trolling. I really extremely hope that this guy is trolling.

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missambitious 21

Guys this is sarcasm. She's not actually being serious!

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laden_swallow09 34

Any time there's a remote possibility that it may not be sarcasm, everyone on the Internet will assume you're just stupid at least 95% of the time.

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marcbjonson 7

funny. unfortunately, as previous replies illustrate, sarcasm is lost on the unintelligent.

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blcksocks 19

Desperate times call for desperate measures. At least you are not resorting to anything illegal. Keep trying and something hopefully will turn up.

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abbyade 21

It happens to the best of us? No, not really. I hope your financial situation gets better!

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RusticChick 27

Hey. Gotta do what ya gotta do. No shame!

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Steve95401 49

Also, go to Costco at lunch time and graze on the food samples.

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abNormal62 23

I had a different understanding of what a juicer was

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