Roommate and Money: The higher power provides

Do your parents not feed you or something? Pretty sure you can't relate to this situation considering you still live with your parents and from what it looks like, they provide everything for you if you get "allowance".

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Saturday 18 April 2015 1:58

Wishing I could thumb this down more than once. The fact that I can't, really irks me.

iSativa 24

Saturday 18 April 2015 2:03

Pretty sure this guy is trolling. I really extremely hope that this guy is trolling.

missambitious 21

Saturday 18 April 2015 3:37

Guys this is sarcasm. She's not actually being serious!

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 18 April 2015 4:51

Any time there's a remote possibility that it may not be sarcasm, everyone on the Internet will assume you're just stupid at least 95% of the time.

marcbjonson 7

Sunday 19 April 2015 13:55

funny. unfortunately, as previous replies illustrate, sarcasm is lost on the unintelligent.

Bgreene_5 12

Saturday 25 April 2015 19:22

God I wish I could strangle you

blcksocks 19

Saturday 18 April 2015 0:16

Desperate times call for desperate measures. At least you are not resorting to anything illegal. Keep trying and something hopefully will turn up.

samthestud13 10

Saturday 18 April 2015 0:16

I'm Sam, and I am addicted to cheap water

timaeusTestified 15

Saturday 18 April 2015 13:12

Hi Sam.

abbyade 21

Saturday 18 April 2015 0:18

It happens to the best of us? No, not really. I hope your financial situation gets better!

RusticChick 27

Saturday 18 April 2015 0:18

Hey. Gotta do what ya gotta do. No shame!

Steve95401 49

Saturday 18 April 2015 0:24

Also, go to Costco at lunch time and graze on the food samples.

abNormal62 23

Saturday 18 April 2015 0:27

I had a different understanding of what a juicer was

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