The Hitchhiker

By hitchhiked - 04/01/2012 06:28 - United States

Today, I picked up a hitchhiker. He was well dressed, and seemed trustworthy. As soon as he got in, he pulled out a gun and stole my wallet and car. All of this occurred in front of a sign warning against picking up hitchhikers. FML
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crazyj12006 3

Kinda deserve that bro.

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_streets_ 19

Whenever I drive by a hitchhiker, not helping them makes me feel guilty. But at the same time, you never know who they are or what they could do.

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amishfury 9

those signs are most often either near prisons or in areas with a history of this sort of thing

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beetlelinz1125 0

There was probably a prison nearby, which is why there was a sign not to pick up hitchhikers. If they escape yet don't want dumbasses like you picking them up.

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Track1991 0

You must of not seen The Hitcher, it's a good example of not trusting anybody, especially by their looks.

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Error504 6

There are such signs?! Wow! The things you learn from FMLs these days!

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ThecomingofTan 9

You are lucky you didn't end up six feet under.

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FajitaFreak 3

A few bad apples spoil the barrel. I've been in a position where I had to hitchhike.. no one helped me. I had no intentions to try and steal I just wanted a ride. I was hungry, scared.. but because humans are so freaking pathetic as to commit crimes against people who would help them there's nothing we can do. It's depressing.

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