Money: Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was...

By Nicked - 25/04/2009 11:50 - Israel

Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML

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By anythingjean - 25/05/2009 21:46 - Canada

Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 3 773

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By Sara Princess - 09/04/2023 02:00

Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML

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By scfead - 14/08/2009 22:28 - United States

Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML

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You deserved it 16 202

By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 3 412

By lily - 23/03/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML

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You deserved it 134 333

By Justme - 30/06/2016 18:20 - United States - Missoula

Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML

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You deserved it 1 482

By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

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By gabby - 13/12/2009 17:30 - Canada

Today, I was on the bus and a woman got on with her 3 young children. I offered her my seat so they could all sit together. When I went to get off the bus, I realized I'd left my bag underneath my old seat. When I tried to get it back the woman hit me and yelled at me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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You deserved it 2 963

By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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quioxote 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:05

A guy was feeling up your butt and your response was to stomp on his foot...but only after the bus stopped? YDI

curryndricegirll 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:12

Why would you let him "feel your butt" long enough for him to steal your wallet?

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itsame123_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:04

lol wow first comment!!!!!!

itsame123_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:04

lol wow first comment!!!!!!

joeyisinsane 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 23:19

**** toenails

sportsmaniak13 3

Tuesday 21 June 2011 5:36

actually second, but nice counting

samxoxoxolala 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:04

woowwwww

quioxote 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:05

A guy was feeling up your butt and your response was to stomp on his foot...but only after the bus stopped? YDI

yaldo_fml 0

Friday 24 February 2012 17:42

Well she's an Israeli. No morals there.

Grenith 21

Sunday 1 March 2015 0:30

It was probably as the bus was stopping that he started to feel her up.

kissicysun 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:05

sucks but you should've reacted sooner

chloelovestoswim 6

Saturday 13 March 2010 15:43

obviously she liked it so shedidnt stop him ;) lmao

ejvlols 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:09

wow YDI. no seriously, why keep your wallet in your back pocket. keep it in a purse, or if ur a man then keep it somewhere inm your chest pocket

toaster468 0

Monday 19 April 2010 5:45

I want to feel your butt.

FBIWarning 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:09

Must of liked it to allow him to do it for that long, YDI

youaresofucked 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:11

idiot

curryndricegirll 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:12

Why would you let him "feel your butt" long enough for him to steal your wallet?

mattmag 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:12

i never understood why people keep their wallet in their ass pockets. it's like begging to get robbed.

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Same thing different taste

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