Transportation: The invisible man

The invisible man

By Anonymous - 16/01/2013 06:42

Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML

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By coco - 18/06/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML

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By seriously?? - 04/02/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

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By insignificant - 29/10/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 10:33 - Australia

Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML

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By Marfo101 - 16/01/2015 15:41 - Ghana - Accra

Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML

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Get back here

By hahahano - 24/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML

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Pervy

By nameless - 09/11/2010 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 05:40 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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By Tee - 10/11/2009 02:20 - Australia

Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML

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By busmanhoe - 14/12/2009 11:19 - Norway

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

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_TasteTheRainbow 24

Wednesday 16 January 2013 16:05

Wow, that bus driver is rude for not making sure there wasn't anyone else getting on. Sorry OP :(

Pleonasm 35

Wednesday 16 January 2013 16:10

He's not playing fare.

Comments

_TasteTheRainbow 24

Wednesday 16 January 2013 16:05

Wow, that bus driver is rude for not making sure there wasn't anyone else getting on. Sorry OP :(

klovemachine 24

Wednesday 16 January 2013 16:06

Why was Shaquille O'neal riding the bus? :)

emilyjgraham 34

Wednesday 16 January 2013 18:19

he's not the only talk guy...

emilyjgraham 34

Wednesday 16 January 2013 18:20

tall*

klovemachine 24

Wednesday 16 January 2013 23:02

dang, girl, it was a joke :-P (points finger of shame at girl)

lex1459 38

Friday 18 January 2013 7:47

It wasn't very funny

kurodansei 16

Wednesday 16 January 2013 16:07

talk about living in someone's shadow.

Pleonasm 35

Wednesday 16 January 2013 16:10

He's not playing fare.

HowieDoIt 21

Wednesday 16 January 2013 16:26

Diesel go down as another great comment, pleo. I'm trying to think of better one, but wheel all know it won't top the original.

Pleonasm 35

Wednesday 16 January 2013 16:34

Now that my exams are finally done and dusted, I'm back baby!

smartman136 8

Wednesday 16 January 2013 17:12

These comments keep going round and round. I cant believe how BUSy you guys must be trying to keep up. You must be getting driven crazy with all of this.

Catkam623 27

Wednesday 16 January 2013 19:13

It must wheely make your head hurt trying to get those thought pistons go up and down. ( ok that sucked but they already took all the good ones.

cmbar831 14

Wednesday 16 January 2013 16:11

That's rude :/

strawberrywine22 30

Wednesday 16 January 2013 16:14

Ouch. Call the bus station and complain? I complained when a bus driver decided to drive five miles off the bus route because she forgot to feed her dog and had to go home to do so. I got suspended for being late for work, but I also got a month-pass for the bus, free!

jogihoppa8343 23

Wednesday 16 January 2013 16:15

thats life.. sometimes you need to swallow bitter pills..

a1f0sff 25

Wednesday 16 January 2013 16:16

Was the bus crowded? If yes, the driver might have thought that there was no one else because they couldn't see well with so many people. If not, then that's just rude and impatient of the driver.

dathan 14

Wednesday 16 January 2013 16:17

I don't really get the necessity of the word 'incidentally' there. I don't think anyone would be like 'WHY WOULD YOU STAND BEHIND THAT GUY THEN!!!' hadn't you put it there..