The invisible man

By Anonymous - 16/01/2013 06:42

Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML
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_TasteTheRainbow 24

Wow, that bus driver is rude for not making sure there wasn't anyone else getting on. Sorry OP :(

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XDsmileyDX_fml 24

Reminds me of Spider-Man. ^And you beat me to it.

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HowieDoIt 21

Don't be ridiculous, making a reference to spiderman...how lame!

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DocBastard 38

A real badass would have run after the bus, jumped on the back, clambered onto the roof, busted a window, and climbed in. You are clearly not a badass.

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Pleonasm 35

He probably tried, jumped, was too short to catch the roof, and failed miserably in a belly flop of tar and asphalt. He cut it out because it was too embarrasing to end the story that way. Makes you wonder what the OPs leave out in a bid to save face.

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gc327072 30

And when a real badass would've jumped on the back, he would've also accidentally opened the emergency door, causing it to swing out (with him on it). Then, right after he would've swung out, a 18-wheeler/lorry would've been coming in the oncoming lane, and OP would've had to push off the side of the bus, causing him to swing the door shut, with him riding on the inside of the door. While all this was going on, everybody in the bus would be freaking the **** out, and when he swings in, everyone gives him a standing ovation, and a fine lady gives him her number. So no, OP is clearly not a badass. NOTE: I didn't make this politically correct because it's tiring to write he/she/it every time I use a pronoun (especially on a cell phone). So just use your imagination for a female situation.

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RedPillSucks 31

movie producers are furiously writing this down. obviously, the main character will be a transvestite/hermaphrodite to appeal to the he/she audience. the tension will occur when the main character is at work and has to decide which gender to identify with and which public restroom to use.

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mistercrow 9

Ouch! What an asshole bus driver! Phone that transportation company and file a complaint! We pay too much for this infrastructure that mistreats us so much >•

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ZDR 11

..times lyk those are what make people want to drive instead of waiting for another bus again.!

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DocBastard 38

I would like one good reason why you chose to misspell "lyk" while spelling everything else correctly. Come now, the entire Grammar Nazi community is anxiously awaiting your surely-scintillating explanation.

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Pleonasm 35

Hey, while you're there Doc, grill him about that ".!" It's lyk, which one do you want to use.? You gotta choose;!

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TwoOneFive 11

Should have jumped on the guys back

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perdix 29

Why did you leave so much room between you and the big, fat guy? The chances of him farting in your face as you climb the stairs are only 1-in-4, 1-in-3, tops! And, despite the myth, fat guy farts aren't literally deadly, but you may wish you were dead if you get trapped in his flatulent miasma.

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perdix 29

Ugh, yes! Now, every time I am behind a fat guy at the bus stop, I phone in sick to work and walk home. Never again!

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Trinity1836 11

this is why I carry nose plugs. can't risk my health. A study conducted by F.A.T shows that inhaling a silent but deadly, could in fact be deadly. be careful perdix, we can't risk you being added to that chart

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RedPillSucks 31

The worst is when you're walking up the stairs behind someone and they fart. It's literally right in your face. The 2nd is in the elevator. With my luck, I'm in the empire state building on floor 1 going to floor 86, when... PROOOOP!!! at floor 3.

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Trinity1836 11

thats when you stare at them straight in the eyes and fart loud and proud. Pretend to cough and cover your nose with your sleeve.

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poccocurantes 7

Count your lucky stars. After all that running you won't be big and fat like the guy in front of you.

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pmadNess 16

It's the same as in driving... The further back you are from a large object, the better around it you'll be able to see. Next time don't stand up someone's ass and maybe you'll be noticed!

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