The Jack Nicholson look

By jake - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I accidentally shaved part of my eyebrow. It now looks like I'm trying to raise one without moving the other. FML
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RaquelW 7

Shave the other side. Pretend to be constantly surprised.

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Alovestoryy1996 0

just shave the other side to even it out. haha so you can ALWAYS looked surprised. til it grows out anyways

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princev3 4

Once, I was shaving my pubes and accidently got one of those curly hair bastards in my mouth. I then became addicted to the taste. My family is having an intervention for me, hoping I will stope swallowing my no no hairs.

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iatejesus 2

and that is why you keep razors away from your eyes.

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ICATiger 13

Draw it back on like most woman these days.

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Trix_Disorder 20

I think you're confusing most with "a small percentage of the Latina population." :|

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dirtstain12 0

how do you accidently shave an eyebrow?

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perdix 29

With your dexterity, I suggest you leave your "globes" alone. If you have any doubts about that, rent "Edward Scissorhands."

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LVblondie 3

That is amazing advice for op :) ..and.. This is why I love FML :D

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br0ccoli 14

I waxed half my eyebrow off by accident. It'll grow back, don't worry. It'll take a year or two though.

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leogirl95 12

Shaving your eyebrows is like algebra. What you do to one side, you have to do to the other....

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Torva_fml 16

And my mother learned that the hard way. Multiple times. The Asian nail/hair lady actually told her to just stop touching her face all together, and then continued to tell her that "she to old to have long hair". I bust out laughing.

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brookie_0841 1

I can see how a girl could do that, substituting waxing for shaving between appointments. But OP is a guy, was he shaving his forehead, nose, or cheek bone? I'd say YDI.

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micahsmommy 13

No he was shaving his uni brow so when he complimented girls he wouldn't be thought of as a creeper or make them fall off the ski lift.

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brookie_0841 1

I see... Forgot about that possibility. Ahah

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