The joke's on you

By justjoking - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my classmate commented on how quiet I am. I responded with, "Well, nobody plots murder out loud," trying to be funny. My teacher tried to get me arrested. FML
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emeester 7

I think that's a funny response for an unnecessary comment from your classmate. Seems to me your teacher overreacted; most of my teachers when I was in school would've laughed that off. Sorry OP!

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trellz17 19

Maybe you should really consider murdering that asshole of a teacher.

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nataliewby 25

I guess your teacher murdered that joke pretty quick

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russfml 31

What a great response to a silly question. The teacher definitely over reacted, I believe you would have much different response if you were actually planning murder

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sarsuela 29

In Estonia, a boy posted this on his Facebook wall and later killed his teacher in school. This is not funny. YDI

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Mr23 9

I'm now wondering what #14 and #18 are plotting...

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sarsuela 29

I read the rules and I honestly don't understand why my comment was moderated. I simply said (or at least tried to say) that things like that shouldn't be joked about.

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Rodville 28

If you can get arrested for a comment now, then I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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feven 32

You should've looked her in the eyes and said "you'll regret this"

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thief1434 23

O_o Honestly, that was an inopportune for that comment, however the teacher did overreact.

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