Miscellaneous: The last laugh

The last laugh

By criminal tit offender - 31/08/2013 16:25 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML

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By Men '86 - 24/07/2011 06:41 - Canada

Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2015 15:29 - United States

Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML

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He needs them more than you

By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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Palirose 22

Sunday 1 September 2013 3:02

Maybe next time you shouldn't comment about other peoples bodies. If you have nothing nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all.

omgcyndaquil 23

Sunday 1 September 2013 3:03

While her response was a bit excessive, you are no one to judge someone else's breasts.

Comments

Chumbowamba 10

Monday 2 September 2013 8:59

Wow ya you deserved that def. No real friend does that. Yes we pick on each other sometimes. But in good taste.

mario20031 11

Monday 2 September 2013 9:01

Stab the bitch :D

WhiteCrimson 23

Monday 2 September 2013 9:12

Those cops might have had the best or the worst shift ever after what they saw! FYL

bexxiiee 11

Monday 2 September 2013 9:35

At what point did you think that was okay?! Do you have any idea how self conscious some girls can be about having small boobs? Ugh, YDI for sure...

Blahblah9921 4

Monday 2 September 2013 16:59

ok thts a little messed up just because someone has small boobs dosnt mean you have to make fun of them for it boobs are boobs

catmcross 7

Monday 2 September 2013 18:32

damn, sensitive much?

Ezedaya 14

Monday 2 September 2013 18:35

Why is everyone so upset with the OP? If her friend had small boobs she just had small boobs. I bet her friend has said some ruder things than that to OP and we all should stop acting like saints because I know most of us have said ruder things. I feel bad for her and if I were OP I would rat my friend out and get my phone back. I would also punch my friend in the face. She was over dramatic and could have just simply let it go or insulted back. It's not like she was shot or saw a murder. She needs to man up because what she did was childish.

Leanne798 25

Monday 2 September 2013 18:40

Okay, call me a bitch, but I have small boobs and at least in the group of friends I hang out with, small boobs is no big deal. Actually, some of my friends (esp. my friend with back problems) would actually say she's lucky for having smaller boobs. Sure, you should've thought before you said it, but stealing your stuff and calling the cops? Way overreaction IMO. It's a bitch move. Sorry, OP, for you and your other friends.