The last laugh

By criminal tit offender - 31/08/2013 16:25 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
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Palirose 22

Maybe next time you shouldn't comment about other peoples bodies. If you have nothing nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all.

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omgcyndaquil 23

While her response was a bit excessive, you are no one to judge someone else's breasts.

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havok87 11

Regardless of the joke, she overreacted. Especially if you guys are friends anyway.

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Erery 16

FYL & YDI Her response was bit too much, but it also shows how insecure and over sensitive she is. And you well, you should know better. Women are very sensitive when it comes to their body. We're not the same as men.

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Alicestraza 33

I'd wager that if this was a group of men and one of them starting 'joking' about one of their friends having the smallest dick that he'd be upset too. But I'm also not a man so I'm not sure how it works.

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Deviant_fml 5

As a guy, I can say the natural comeback to that would be, "Why the **** are you looking at it in the first place?" ...but I can agree with the point that criticism about their bodies can be a touchy subject for both sexes.

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Donat96 20

The point of skinny dipping is about feeling comfortable with each other. Talking about her body negatively must have made her feel violated; which drove her to be angry enough for this kind of revenge. Honestly she was pretty justified. Poor girl. I'm sure she is very beautiful and wouldn't mind seeing her naked.

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livelobster123 14

It feels like there's more to this FML than OP's letting on. Why would her friend steal everyone's clothes and phones when OP just pointed out she had small boobs? Seems like an overreaction to me.

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stumpyj 10

I feel like there is more to the story. Maybe the group of friends tease her about it all the time and she got sick of it? I feel like OP was picking on her in a way he/she knew would upset her.

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To_Die_For 7

I think your friend over reacted. It was a little harsh what you said, since us girls are insecure about our bodies. But she obviously has a short temper... Apologize for what you said, but she may need to herself. And learn to not take herself so seriously, and perhaps just take a joke.

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Redgrass7 7

just some stuff you don't say to a female.

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JordanDempsey 20

OP, I grew up with my mom being a M34, my sister a C cup, and be barely a A cup. It ******* sucks for that shit to be put in front of everyone. There's not a second in the day where I wish my breast were bigger and yet you think it's funny. I bet you think retards are funny to. You selfish bitch.

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