Miscellaneous: The last laugh

The last laugh

By criminal tit offender - 31/08/2013 16:25 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML

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By Men '86 - 24/07/2011 06:41 - Canada

Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2015 15:29 - United States

Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML

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He needs them more than you

By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 37 128

By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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Palirose 22

Sunday 1 September 2013 3:02

Maybe next time you shouldn't comment about other peoples bodies. If you have nothing nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all.

omgcyndaquil 23

Sunday 1 September 2013 3:03

While her response was a bit excessive, you are no one to judge someone else's breasts.

Comments

Barriaultcory 16

Wednesday 4 September 2013 5:50

The moment you see I went skinny dipping you deserved it the rest was just icing on the cake

Bob_Mooky 9

Wednesday 4 September 2013 8:49

Cops were unnecessary, but YDI for being a dick. If that's your friend, you need to apologize. OP, I am disappoint.

rachaelb07 6

Saturday 7 September 2013 1:53

My friends and I would totally make a comment like that to one another. What she did was a major overreaction. Ridiculous.

Playitlovely 13

Sunday 27 October 2013 1:11

How about you don't pick on people about their bodies OP? Why do you have to be such a petty bitch?

UmbreonKirby 14

Sunday 3 November 2013 17:49

Hell hath no wrath like a girl with small boobs

donutcallmethat 16

Friday 15 November 2013 0:34

Either you admit you were an idiot, for making an insensitive joke, and learn a lesson here about making comments on other women's bodies, or admit you are a passive aggressive little bitch. Claiming bullying is just a joke is a classic move, for little bitch.

Si123 33

Friday 3 January 2014 11:43

That "friend" is actually NO friend of yours if she be a frickin bitch face and do what she did. Get her back.

katt_is_here 24

Friday 3 January 2014 19:26

Yeah! How dare her! You should get to say and do whatever you want to whoever you want at all times without consequences! She is the bitchiest of the bitch faces! /end sarcasm