Work, Coworkers and Lonely: The Loneliness of a Tower Crane Driver

My tape dispenser is named Jill, my pencil sharpener is Maria Theresa and my stapler is Miss Delilah Anastasia. I love hanging out in my office with the ladies.

Iwannarock1 19

Thursday 9 February 2017 9:00

Seriously Richard, do you have to comment on every FML? This comment makes no sense.

nonsensical 26

Thursday 9 February 2017 14:22

It relates to the FML, i don't understand the problem here...

Allie614032 34

Thursday 9 February 2017 4:37

I don't know if this is an FYL or YDI without more context... have you made an effort to interact with your co-workers?

species4872 19

Thursday 9 February 2017 5:28

If you're more comfortable with the machinery, why not. Most people are wankers anyway.

RodzillaX 30

Thursday 9 February 2017 8:06

The Brave Little Toaster was depressing.

TheGermanCoon 3

Thursday 9 February 2017 9:54

Don't worry, machines can be great friends.

zaidthunder1 27

Thursday 9 February 2017 12:29

I'm on the verge to do the same....

player69badboy 0

Thursday 9 February 2017 12:43

Sounds like u work in a vibrator factory

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Today, while on vacation with my siblings and the horde of nieces and nephews, me and hubby managed to sneak in a quickie. It was a quickie alright. For the first time in our marriage he blew his load after 2 strokes because he was afraid of being interrupted. FML

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Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

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Today, I stubbed my toe against the corner of my bed, causing me to gasp and moan in pain. My parents overheard, and now I'm getting the full coming of age talk and how I shouldn't lie about what I was doing. I didn't do anything. FML

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Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML

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Today, my coworker called out for the sixth time in two weeks with no reason, while my manager was out until noon. It was just the three of us in my department. He’s had zero repercussions and has been doing this for months. They threatened to fire me for taking five minutes in the bathroom. FML

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Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML

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Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML

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Today, I spent an excruciating hour walking to campus with a broken leg, only to find my professor had left a note on the door saying class was canceled. FML

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