Work, Coworkers and Lonely: The Loneliness of a Tower Crane Driver

My tape dispenser is named Jill, my pencil sharpener is Maria Theresa and my stapler is Miss Delilah Anastasia. I love hanging out in my office with the ladies.

Iwannarock1 19

Thursday 9 February 2017 9:00

Seriously Richard, do you have to comment on every FML? This comment makes no sense.

nonsensical 26

Thursday 9 February 2017 14:22

It relates to the FML, i don't understand the problem here...

Allie614032 34

Thursday 9 February 2017 4:37

I don't know if this is an FYL or YDI without more context... have you made an effort to interact with your co-workers?

species4872 19

Thursday 9 February 2017 5:28

If you're more comfortable with the machinery, why not. Most people are wankers anyway.

RodzillaX 30

Thursday 9 February 2017 8:06

The Brave Little Toaster was depressing.

TheGermanCoon 3

Thursday 9 February 2017 9:54

Don't worry, machines can be great friends.

zaidthunder1 27

Thursday 9 February 2017 12:29

I'm on the verge to do the same....

player69badboy 0

Thursday 9 February 2017 12:43

Sounds like u work in a vibrator factory

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Today, my sister, who has "borrowed" almost nine hundred dollars from me over the last few months, told me I was pathetic for not having my driver's license yet and that I "wasn't normal". I was saving that money for my driving lessons. FML

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You deserved it 1 057

Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me, demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML

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Today, I woke up with a burning sensation on my butt. Remembering that yesterday I was bit by a fire ant, I decided to reinspect the bite. I found ten more which itch and burn. My parents' new nickname for me is "Firebutt". FML

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You deserved it 4 120

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 380

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Today, I played The Sims just so I'd know what it was like to live alone, own a home, and have a well-paying job that didn't slowly kill me from the inside out. It was the happiest I've been in months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 007

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Today, I tried to flirt with some firefighters. They were too focused on the fire to notice my hints. FML

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Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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You deserved it 1 154

Today, I was sitting in the living room with my husband when we heard a baby coo. This would have been adorable, if we had a baby. FML

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