The Lovecats

By HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
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lilmslady 11

he just wants to tame the pussy ;)

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glitterkuro 18

Hang on. A fetish for actual cats or a fetish for people in kitty-style dress-up? Because that makes a pretty big difference.

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_lifehappens_ 29

i wonder if your boyfriend is related to the op who posted about their boyfriend meowing when he climaxed...

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narkill 13

And hopefully that will be the only thing you have to fake...

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caitiebug1119 15

I think you'll have to run. Run fast and far away, don't look back.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

"Babe! I want to have sex right meow!" That's when you pounce on him. I don't know, I mean, role play? Dress up, own the sex kitten inside of you... dress up as Catwoman. ;D

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juan77football 6

Way to turn the bad situation into a great one !

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perdix 29

Break out the Ted Nugent! Buy earplugs as he rocks your world to "Cat Scratch Fever." After a while, you should find a man who has a fetish for adult, human females. There are quite a few of us ;)

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perdix 29

I'll bet he's suddenly a huge Miley Cyrus fan after her duet at the AMA's!

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footcheezeez 16

*Goes to doctor for checkup* "I'm sorry sir, but you appear to have contracted... *Takes off stethoscope dramatically* "Furrititus."

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SmittyJA24 26

What was that (meow) stupid cop movie from a few (meow) years ago?

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Shrouds 14

you do not talk about Super Troopers in that manner.

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worldclassrager 39

Better than some things that he could have...just hope he doesn't act like one...

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Gho5tk3y 17

Time to pull out the cat ear head band n the tail plug

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