The Lovecats

By HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
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lilmslady 11

he just wants to tame the pussy ;)

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glitterkuro 18

Hang on. A fetish for actual cats or a fetish for people in kitty-style dress-up? Because that makes a pretty big difference.

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savona01 7

Put him in a sack and throw him off a bridge!

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DavidKnows 11

WTF is wrong with you #38??? You think killing small animals is normal behavior?

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flashback_fml 14

Buy him a cat problem solved

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Dipmunch 13

I think a pussy fetish is pretty normal

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loserman67 35

You're a lucky girl - you'll never have a problem getting him to play with your pussy...

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The_Hula_Monster 10

That dosen't sound awful. Just get some kitty ears and pounce him. Maybe even scratch him (if you know what I mean). Have fun with it. There's no reason to be weirded out.

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chocolatefrog28 29

Don't worry about it, OP, you don't have to start doing it right meow. Ease your way into being catty.

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GrinchFu1 27

Try spitting in his face, scratching him, and then ignoring the shit out of him when he tries to get your attention. See how long that fetish holds up!

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sanecatlady 13

I think it's great when a guy loves cats, just not in that way!

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nyxiny 22

I don't see what's so pawful about that...

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