Neighbours and Miscellaneous: The neighbor from Hell

The neighbor from Hell

By Creeped - 27/09/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I'm hiding from my creepy next-door neighbor. She constantly trash-talks my partner of two years, she's mentally unstable, looks to me for support, has a raging crush on me, and she drunkenly tried to make out with me last weekend. I'm two months older than her daughter. FML

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You deserved it 1 815

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By pretty_coin - 23/10/2011 01:02 - Australia

Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 324

You deserved it 3 580

By Ghettogirl4life - 12/07/2011 13:34 - United States

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

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You deserved it 3 175

By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 418

By StabStab - 11/01/2015 13:03 - Belgium

Today, my girlfriend accused me of being insecure and feeling threatened by the fact that she has a daughter from a previous relationship. She's vaguely right; I feel threatened, but mainly because the psycho keeps threatening to stab me to death when her mom isn't around to hear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 345

You deserved it 2 964

By Disappointed - 26/05/2016 20:27 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML

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You deserved it 2 723

Sort yourselves out

By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 679

You deserved it 98

By Friendly - 01/03/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, I was questioned about a request for a restraining order filed against me by an old woman. According to the report, she's seen me "walking near her house and waving at her" for the last two months. I've been her next-door neighbor for a year and a half. FML

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You deserved it 2 588

By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:28 - United States

Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML

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You deserved it 4 022

Just dependa things

By Anonymous - 02/09/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, and since we moved on base, my neighbor’s wife has tried to have an affair with me. I got tired of it and told him. He blew smoke. I found out she’s in a cheating wife’s club, who all defend each other. She proclaimed to all our neighbors that I’m a predator and I'd attacked her. They believe her instead of my wife, who saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 580

You deserved it 120

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By graveyard-sh*t - 29/10/2019 14:00

Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML

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You deserved it 206

Death_Hoe_Inn 10

Thursday 27 September 2012 15:58

Tell her you have invisible herpes. Everywhere.

Ren_Uchiha 11

Thursday 27 September 2012 15:58

I believe it's time to move, OP.

Comments

kickass1stbase 7

Thursday 27 September 2012 16:41

I think it's time for a restraining order!

Lucious306 7

Thursday 27 September 2012 16:45

Can't you get a restraining order?

Oliver_Bento 3

Thursday 27 September 2012 17:10

Can you perhaps "see Russia from you neighbors back yard"? If you can. Run.

neurodoc 1

Thursday 27 September 2012 17:14

If things were to happen, just make sure her dentures are removed so that she doesn't go all "bobbitt" on you with the intent of demanding exclusivity to her. Buahahaha.. Don't worry, If it were to ever happen we have a trauma surgeon (docbastard) right here. :P FYL bro. ADT up your house and tell her that you have HIV and herpes and you have this habit of scratching your ding dong. (Then offer her a hand shake)

GothickNihilist 15

Thursday 27 September 2012 17:27

OP although that is very unfortunate , and a true FML imagine how the daughter feels . Maybe this woman has a mental illness , and can not or perhaps will not get help. I feel really bad for you , your partner , and her daughter. Perhaps a good long talk is in order for all involved . I hope the situation gets better rather than worse. Good luck and I wish all of you happiness from here on out.