By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:28 - United States

Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML
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UsernameAnxiety 14

Taylor Swift... Sounds like a living, lucid nightmare. I feel for you.

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rg350dx 29

I thought it wasn't THAT terrible until I read won't stop blasting Taylor swift. My deepest condolences.

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UsernameAnxiety 14

Taylor Swift... Sounds like a living, lucid nightmare. I feel for you.

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Roskosity 22

Blast "We Are Never Getting Back Together" back at her.

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CrissyyyS2 22

But they were never together in the first place.

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Devilpuppy0861 7

Hey ummm, I really don't appreciate how y'all are talking about my girlfriend. If my heart could write songs it would be to the tune of "you belong with me" ok.

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rg350dx 29

I thought it wasn't THAT terrible until I read won't stop blasting Taylor swift. My deepest condolences.

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Roskie 16

That gives me an idea... OP, pretend to be dead.

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rg350dx 29

Stab and/or poison her would be an easier, more permanent solution.

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Ambient25 24

make sure both of your families are in a war

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alphatoomega 21

42, that's the correct your. "make sure both of you are families are in a war" makes no sense. Before you correct people, make sure you know what you're talking about.

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ambear26 14

I actually think 42 was talking about the "sounds like your her Romeo" when it should've been *you're. At least I hope that's what 42 means.

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Voldy_fml 16

I think 42 was actually correcting 3..

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Ambient25 24

Would have helped if #42 mentioned #3 lol

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Dusty_Busters 15

That was bugging me too. Thanks lol

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23Z9TZO 18

*why do people give a ****?

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crymore007 11

Blast Dying Fetus. I'm sure she'll get over you u.u

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xx000o 27

Alternate that with opera at max volume.

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slkester 12

I feel for you buddy. Taylor Swift is a no.... But if she threatened your girlfriend etc make sure you write the incidences down. Just incase she really IS crazy and tries something stupid.

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Ameel_fml 19

It sounds like the OP can already make a police report. Threats against someone's safety can be reported, as can noise disturbance.

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xlord 27

Does your next door neighbour happen to be 8 years old?

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beneathitallxx 15

I hope you mean your neighbors daughter. if not then I would not sleep at night, hope she doesn't turn out to be a stalker.

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michaelm1290 23

Isn't this why screamo music exists? To counter Taylor Swift

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Mossears133 15

So OP should blast something worse closer to his ears?

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Devilpuppy0861 7

Or he could blast the In Fear and Faith cover of "You Belong With Me". Just to get the best of both worlds of course.

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Orchard 33

Well if you just signed the lease there should be some sort of escape clause, and if there isn't you might could sub-let the property? Last ditch resort is a restraining order. I hope you can find a way out, OP, before she goes Fatal Attraction on you

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