The prequels were great, actually

By techiefIve - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML
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candicurl 9

I have no smart ass comment for this

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bkthomas 2

pointless FML..plus making up a fake girlfriend, very very sad

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poseidon24 0

at least you know how the numbering system works. i could never figure it out.

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Pufferfish78 5

You're kind of odd.

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Alphadawg88 0

Lol, obsessed much? Your girlfriend must be extremely obese to date someone who us that much of a nerd. YDI.

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jazzyjada10 6

why do have a girlfriend anyway? your a nerd and nobody knows what your talking about

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cutlass81 6

Don't hate on the guy. Most nerds treat their women right. Also knowing s*** about star wars doesn't make him a nerd. guy could be balling out of control for all we know

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lovecraft93 0

What you should of said OP is "That is not the droid we're looking for" You need to sort out your priorities. Your girlfriend is a keeper! ;D

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okiedoks 0

how exactly does the numbering system work for droids then? it's a good thing u just thought about it cuz if u actually made a comment about she would prolly leave ur dorky ass

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dreamweaver54321 1

are you sure it was your girlfriend and not your mom?

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