The prequels were great, actually

By techiefIve - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML
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candicurl 9

I have no smart ass comment for this

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dixieboo 0

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chunkeechunks 0

Everyone below this comment has a large penis.

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nateb1tch 1

Saying it's still R2-D2 even if it's split.

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TurnpikeTwister 0

At least she supports your Star Wars fascination, I'd hold on to her OP if you ever want a chance of getting laid.

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Epilepsy_fml 0

He's mad because apparently he can't just accept what his girlfriend says or is a starwars geek. My question is: How the hell does this matter at all?

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RuskiManBearPig 4

I love star wars just as much as the next nerd. but damn, I almost thought this was too sad to comment on.

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unfortunate_13 5

aww come on, it was a joke! kudos for your funny girlfriend!

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iSitt 0

many Americans have a 201k retirement plan. it used to be a 401k but it lost half it's value in 2008. actually that's not how the numbering system works. Get it? if my gf said that I would give her a sloppy kiss.

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Monii_Harlz 11

ok then I don't get it ^^ or this FML lol

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staychill 16

wow...how does the numbering system work for stoics lol?

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candicurl 9

I have no smart ass comment for this

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Bathory_fml 0

Looks like OP didn't know about MLIA. :

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Deathpawz 4

mhh... wait trying to think of a comment that says why he deserved it... actually this fml makes no sense to me at all

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mikegg 0

you didnt say it, you thought it. :)

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cc_the_beast 6

Deeeeerrrrrpp!!!

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