Geek, Relatable and Star Wars: The prequels were great, actually - FML

The prequels were great, actually

By techiefIve - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML

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candicurl 9

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:47

I have no smart ass comment for this

Bakayarou_fml 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:47

Dude, wtf you talking about?

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cindayy77 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 16:13

haha xD

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 14 June 2011 16:15

@_@ that is all. |the kid|

ikickyourbutt 9

Tuesday 14 June 2011 16:16

How is this an FML?

hawright 13

Tuesday 14 June 2011 16:17

Wow, she's lucky you stayed with her, you know Han Solo wouldn't put up with that shit.

perdix 29

Tuesday 14 June 2011 16:18

At least you had the good sense to keep your ******* mouth shut. You somehow managed to snag a girl nerdy enough to have some Star Wars, don't **** it up by correcting her with trivia that only Dr. Sheldon Cooper would know.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 14 June 2011 16:25

Agreed. Going all "Sheldon" on a girl chases 'em away.

66mustangrocks 4

Tuesday 14 June 2011 16:25

how is this an fml? god this is stupid shit

nickizal 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 16:25

nerd

Crazy4Christ 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 19:42

wait? rly? what is the numbering system. now I'm intreaged!

roobin302 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 19:43

gay

wishingstars 3

Tuesday 14 June 2011 19:45

your lucky to have a girlfriend when your worry about thing like droid numbering system

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