Love: The proposal

The proposal

By Brasilian29 - 11/12/2014 12:01 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of two years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready, and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeless gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back, and said, "Bitches, man." I cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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By notready - 15/10/2013 06:49 - Australia

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By Sad Chef ;( - 05/12/2014 03:33 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:50 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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Please don't do this

By Anonymous - 17/03/2010 15:38 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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Magic moments

By youmakemesick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML

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ComoEsJuan 24

Thursday 11 December 2014 15:13

I propose he might have been in the same situation before.

wRIPPERw 23

Thursday 11 December 2014 15:12

Just wait awhile, OP. She'll come around eventually.

Comments

AquaManatee 8

Thursday 11 December 2014 23:27

The bitch thing she did was walk home by herself and not talk to you about it like a mature adult.

squideth 18

Thursday 11 December 2014 23:32

How do you know they didn't talk about it later? She probably walked home to avoid awkwardness in public and to think things over. But why am I trying to rationalize anything, I can see you're one of those people who thinks women are "bitches" no matter what they do.

sdroze1389 31

Thursday 11 December 2014 23:54

what five star restaurant has homeless guys in it?

siggy_mcsigx 22

Friday 12 December 2014 0:19

good point. Now I'm envisioning the beginning of a rom flick where OP chased his girlfriend to the front steps, she left him there, and the homeless man made a wisecrack.

sdroze1389 31

Friday 12 December 2014 1:14

sad part is I wouldn't be surprised to see that pile in theatres in nine months. it'll star Bradley cooper and Jennifer Lawrence, 90% chance.

Dif_fml 12

Friday 12 December 2014 0:07

She's probably cheating

TallMist 32

Friday 12 December 2014 19:17

She isn't ready for marriage, so she's cheating? GREAT LOGIC! /s

BananaButt42 9

Friday 12 December 2014 0:29

two years isn't that long. i wouldn't be ready after two years.

denwing82 4

Friday 12 December 2014 1:29

If she has to think whether she loves you or not, then may be it was for the better.

ninotjkaf 1

Friday 12 December 2014 2:11

itll be ok. at least she didnt say yes and then after youve let every one u possibly know that ur engaged, you find out she hasnt told anyone. for what ever reason... smh fml :(((((

mistress_paz 30

Friday 12 December 2014 2:45

Hang in there; I wish you all the best.

teresa96706 29

Friday 12 December 2014 3:59

Dating for only 2 years seems like a pretty short relationship to start thinking of living together. Just to clarify why I think so: I been best friends with my boyfriend for 10 years, been dating him for almost 7 years. We are in college and are waiting till we can even afford the expenses of our "dream" wedding before we marry. I hope the both of you are still dating and her walking home was a way to not create an awkward date.