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By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML

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By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By therosalina - 01/10/2018 10:30 - United States - Duluth

Today, my dad moved my car onto the street so he wouldn't accidentally back into it while moving our boat. My neighbor backed into it instead. FML

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Alexa, play "Your Daddy's Car" by The Divine Comedy

By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 18:00

Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 22:00 - United States

Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML

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By cargaljen - 17/05/2014 21:34 - United States - Olathe

Today, a nice couple came in to buy a car. I offered to drive it out from the line of cars for them, since it was a tight squeeze. They then watched as I managed to back it straight into another car, causing a large amount of damage to both. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 19:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 11:00

Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML

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By Nchristine - 27/05/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML

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This is going to be my fault, isn't it?

By jpaylay - 07/06/2022 04:00

Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML

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By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML

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tounces7 27

Saturday 29 August 2020 1:39

You clearly need a wider driveway if you have so many freaking cars packed back to back.

genuinegoodguy 9

Saturday 29 August 2020 0:15

Maybe get an eye test?

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Friday 28 August 2020 21:55

It's not clear. Was the car new or the company? Either way, it looks like your dad will have to find a new company.

genuinegoodguy 9

Saturday 29 August 2020 0:15

Maybe get an eye test?

tounces7 27

Saturday 29 August 2020 1:39

You clearly need a wider driveway if you have so many freaking cars packed back to back.

Jeremy Strang 7

Saturday 29 August 2020 3:27

Probably one of those people with a garage full of random crap and four cars all piled up in the driveway.

alex_jaguara 32

Saturday 29 August 2020 7:41

You! Get out of the gene pool! Now!

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 30 August 2020 5:50

You need to cut down on the car-bs.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 31 August 2020 6:00

I see by the gender icon that you're a female. I can't tell you how many dash cam fail videos I see where the guilty party is a female. Seriously, you're making us all look bad.