The Royal wave

By momoftheyearedition - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Landenberg

Today, my 5-year-old won't stop princess-waving at people. This would be fine, but she looks exactly like she is giving the Nazi salute. I got dirty looks from nearly everyone at the supermarket. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 328
You deserved it 2 501

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They grow up so fast. Waving one day, invading Poland the next.

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That's very typical... Bible lovers and god huggers usually tend to have a very short memory of thier wrongdoings and moronic behavior and fail to see that they require the reform they preach. Typical douchbag Christian crap.

Cozy_Blanket 16

Aww she's just pretending to be a princess. I say screw it and make some people made and do it with her!

She's 5. That's well in the 'get away with just about anything' category. Anyone who thinks a 5 year old is hailing hitter has bigger problems.

llamingo 8

Let it go... Nazis never bothered me anyway

When I was little, I asked my parents why certain letters of the alphabet were pronounced like they were. I asked "why is S pronounced ess? Why not oss? Or ass?" And my parents immediately freaked out and grounded me even though I had no idea that I had said a bad word. I remember being really upset and not understanding why they were so mad at me. Try to be a little more gracious than that if you decide to put a stop to it.

Where are all the Nazi puns? I thought this one would be perfect for a "I did nazi that coming."

llamingo 8
MadInTheMorning 10

Have her watch the Princess Diaries so she can learn from the best. Practice makes perfect OP

Hitler youth these days... not even in uniform was she? Tsk tsk tsk.