The spirit world

By ElixirRose - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 697
You deserved it 47 065
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grapisy 8

Centipede ghosts are pretty ****** scary.

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Ryan0510 0

Dont let it stick its head in your butt >:/

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ienjoithinqs 0

guess you have to call Ghost Busters

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CompettiveCheer 0

I would be paranoid too, those things are nasty. And after watching human centipede... Just, no.

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MsSoulReaper 27

You could have placed the centipede outside where they belong. Then you wouldn't be haunted :)

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juicedboi 7

I can see it now. Final Destination IX, Revenge of the Centipede. Followed by The Girl Who Picked The Sunburnt Skin. Next in the "The Girl Who" series.

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worldcupcheer17 0

I mean it's just a centipede its not like it'll kill you if it haunts you.

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cameycamcam 7

This is a terrible FML. Almost as bad as the cat-penguin in the mountain one...

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shutup_matt 5

30- how did he deserve it? there's nothing wrong with killing a centipede

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urdirtyolduncle 15

How about the all time favorite: "The Boy Who Pissed On the Hornet's Nest" black and yellow black and yellow

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Tektite 14

Ahh that movie literally scarred me for life!!

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

he's just on the shrooms there never was any centipede.

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steveakafranxy 7

So what, if it is haunting you, you can laugh because it sounds like Chip n' Dale.

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ArentICute 0

I think we need to make a little call to Ghostbusters.

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dolphincheddar 10

I don't recall centipedes having spirits

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ienjoithinqs 0

every living thing has a spirit/soul -_--

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ChickenInMyKitch 4

^now this is gonna become one of those religious disputes oh here we go

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Max24KB 0

when did anyone talk about religion dumb ****?

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QwertyMcNugget 0

Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

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blondebrunette11 4

call a therapist. this is serious.

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cheeseburger9418 3

over reacting

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Iamnotmyself 17

-2 Don't worry, revenge is a dish best serve in spirit form haunting those idiots that killed you.

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nilin95 1

dude it's a bugs soul don't be a whimp you killed it once you can do it again.

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green_eggs_and_h 0

You're guilty and you know it!

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TheTerenity 9

We now sentence the OP to 50 years in prison

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TheCountess 4

Maybe next time you'll let it outside instead of killing it?

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TBMFan 0

Let Him Kill It ; It Has Nothing To Live For >.

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WillDaBeast83 0

what's the good in that?

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sufikoraine 0

how d'ya know he stepped on him? he could have had an epic kung fu sword fight or something...

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ArentICute 0

Nothing to live for? So if you magically turned into a bug, your wish would be to be squashed?

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ChuckNorris141 0

I agree with 65, why would you? That takes so much unneeded time and effort

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ebwaef 0

Haha u must live a miserable life . What do you have to live for?

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RabidBunny 10

Your conscience is speaking to you, manifesting itself in the form of the centipede's spirit...good luck

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jellitonoctopus 19

wise words.

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TOMTHEMITCH 0

i agree cause it didnt make much sense to me

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

I love how people just throw this word around withou! knowing what it really means. It's my favorite!

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CsDy1395 6

I concur. isn't karma really the idea that everything you do affects the entire universe?

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