Weird, Insects, Superstition and Animals: The spirit world

#16 ur freakin retarded. he had a reason to kill it because some centipedes are poisonous and the one he killed was probably one of then... u have no room to call him a moron u idiot

hgfdsa 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 23:26

what's wrong with you

XxKawaiiMomoxX 5

Wednesday 20 July 2011 23:29

eww! i'm terified of em! gosh your brave to have gone near it!

tomhofer 14

Wednesday 20 July 2011 23:55

one of the dumbest things I have ever read

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