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By LadyJane - 04/01/2009 10:15 - France

Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML

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By tickle spunk - 29/12/2011 18:39 - United States

Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML

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By anon - 04/06/2009 11:35 - United States

Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML

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By EmmaleeSupertramp - 14/02/2014 03:16 - United States

Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2013 06:22 - United States - Lacey

Today, I was at my class's band concert. Before the curtain was raised, I helped haul the piano to a different spot so a girl who would've had to stand behind it could be seen. I said, "There, now your mom can see you play!" She responded with, "My mom's blind." FML

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By Ellie - 08/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2022 18:00

Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML

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By embarrassed - 18/11/2010 02:31

Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML

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By lalalohan - 17/04/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to my friend, "You can see his whole freaking package!" I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML

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By Pontiacman92 - 29/08/2013 07:07 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML

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By Rachel - 01/03/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, I joined a new choir. My director asked me if my best friend was actually my girlfriend. Taken aback, I said no, I was not a lesbian. He then asked me to clarify my gender. FML

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greatnt249 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 18:37

I wasn't aware that orchestras had singers.

bumg6186 3

Friday 3 July 2009 0:28

Why would you say something like that when you KNOW one of them is the mom? YDI

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bchristina5 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 5:29

did she deck you for that?

Metzler31 17

Sunday 20 June 2010 23:54

I hope so... what a duecebag

DemonicFatty 2

Monday 9 August 2010 6:04

if ur gonna call someone a douche...spell it right

burro_fml 6

Friday 6 July 2012 1:27

Huh? I don't see douche?

TheRealBruce 12

Monday 20 May 2013 22:29

No, she didn't; she isn't black.

greatnt249 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 18:37

I wasn't aware that orchestras had singers.

aoife123 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 17:50

exactly!

erika_lynnex 1

Saturday 15 May 2010 5:34

they're in France. they use words there that might mean different things here

misterasdfjkl 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 16:25

i second #2.

NoNameAtAll_fml 1

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:46

At least you didnt call the person shamu or anything

emt430 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 8:19

Douche....

Khalavaster 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 0:46

never tease a mother weirdo. and a singer at an orchestra? get your story straight son.

tellithowitis 13

Wednesday 29 June 2011 6:42

Actually they do in France, get YOUR story straight, Hun.

IlTiramisuEBuono 6

Thursday 10 October 2019 6:26

There are opera singers that join orchestras for solo performances.

bumg6186 3

Friday 3 July 2009 0:28

Why would you say something like that when you KNOW one of them is the mom? YDI

silly_kate 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:36

ha ha, owned!

feari_princess 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 1:44

well she sang... so its over. :P

tpike1296 11

Wednesday 7 July 2010 16:14

yep....if you can call that singing....lol!

itsmeppl 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:11

I agree wholeheartedly :) jehe lol

drainyou123 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 3:09

HAHAAAHAH!!! that ******* funny!!!! m/ o.o m/

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