Weird, Insects, Superstition and Animals: The spirit world

The spirit world

By ElixirRose - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

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grapisy 8

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:52

Centipede ghosts are pretty ****** scary.

tateh22 1

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:52

paranoid much?

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mrp4nda 2

Thursday 21 July 2011 3:47

how does OP deserve it? god the internet is so stupid.

Fangtasmagoria 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 4:56

A) because they are stupid enough to believe in ghosts. B) because they feel guilty about killing a single insect.

markhansen1992 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 4:01

I thought that the spirits of ants attacked me in bed...but I was five..

WhiteBird1122 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 5:22

LOL

8sq 13

Thursday 21 July 2011 5:37

watch out for it's tiny 1 cm pincers

xLoveLastsx 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 5:50

Maybe the human centipede will get you now :D

Danny0D 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 5:55

that's a crazy thing

lilginga 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 5:57

if you're guilty and you know it, kill a centipede! ---> CCCCCD=

Ynunez 3

Thursday 21 July 2011 6:15

it will get you in your sleep..

shamille 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 6:29

OH MY GOD GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GETITOFFFMEEEEE

kainpwnsu 19

Thursday 21 July 2011 6:34

I'm more concerned for your mental state than the death of the centipede... O_o

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