Weird, Insects, Superstition and Animals: The spirit world

Please look up the word sapient. Add it to your vocabulary. Please? The word needs more love. Sentience stole all Mommy's attention when they were young.

explain_please 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:42

Are you high or just insane?

dude1987 5

Friday 22 July 2011 22:56

cocaine is a hell of a drug

mynameisntmike 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 1:36

WHAT...

SamBaBam98 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 9:17

I feel tht way bout those things too lol

CTM0 3

Saturday 23 July 2011 20:32

that happend to me

bvbsoldier 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 21:24

glad I'm not the only one!

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Today, I got into an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling me enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML

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Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML

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Today, I dropped my physics class because I thought I bombed the 50% second midterm test. I got my results an hour after dropping online. I finished with an 83. I can't get back into the course. FML

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Today, I was watching 'Tool Academy' with my girlfriend. When asked which Tool I would be, I replied with Power Tool. She then stated I would be 'Tiny Tool'. I'm 240 pounds. I don't know if she was calling me fat, or saying I have a small penis. My best guess would be both. FML

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You deserved it 4 737

Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML

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Today, I opened my Christmas presents with my husband. One of the things he got me was a ball gag. "Yeah," he said with a grin, "That one's more for me but I didn't wanna buy myself headphones." Cue our son asking me what it was. FML

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Today, I kicked my coffee table while barefoot, got an X-ray, and I’d cracked the bone. Got home, kicked the exact same table with the exact same toe, got another X-ray, the crack is now a full-on break. What a day. FML

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Today, I got a once-in-a-lifetime chance to see Hamilton. My friend kept complaining and asking very loudly why it was "just about that one guy". We got kicked out. FML

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