Work, Health and Diets: The temptation of the fries

The temptation of the fries

By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 10:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, despite trying to lose weight for months and making progress, I went out to lunch with coworkers and ended up eating a huge burger and fries. When I got back to the office, I noticed that I'd spilled ketchup all over my shirt. Now I not only feel guilty about the food I ate but I also look like a slob. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 15:45 - Reserved

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 10:32 - United States - Singapore

Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML

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By Btdtgts - 25/03/2017 14:00

Today, I had to take out the grease traps from our fryers. A very rude co-worker cut me off, so I had to abruptly stop and try to prevent as much spilling as possible. Luckily, it only spilled on me. I'm here for six more hours with burned, smelly, greasy spots all over my skin and clothes. FML

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By daydreamer - 29/07/2012 05:12 - United States - Wilton

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Today, I was in a rush to get my lunch for work. I quickly opened my fridge to grab it, and accidentally knocked over a beer, spilling a little on my pants. I told myself I'd spray them in the car. I forgot, and when I got into work, someone sat down and commented that they smelled beer. The person was a student. FML

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ODBeefalo 10

Wednesday 5 April 2023 11:01

you were doin well and started Burgin, no shame in it from time to time.

Mathew Nordli 7

Wednesday 5 April 2023 17:23

once wont stop your progress, call it a cheat day.dont feel guilty abiut it, just keep it from being a daily habit. id say no more then one cheat day a week at most.

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ODBeefalo 10

Wednesday 5 April 2023 11:01

you were doin well and started Burgin, no shame in it from time to time.

Mathew Nordli 7

Wednesday 5 April 2023 17:23

once wont stop your progress, call it a cheat day.dont feel guilty abiut it, just keep it from being a daily habit. id say no more then one cheat day a week at most.

grimner 3

Thursday 6 April 2023 1:21

No harm in getting a burger and fries once a month, make sure to cut some calories at the other means that day or get an extra hour of exercise in and you are fine. Im working on my way to and i do allowe me a snack or a pantertanter or something every now and then, asking as it dont become a daily think and mess up my healthy routine its no problem.