The truth

By LOLCATS - 13/10/2009 13:45 - United Kingdom

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Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 370
You deserved it 2 502

Same thing different taste

Top comments

You should sleep with her sister. Or her Mom. Or both at the same time.

Paramedicjelly 0

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lovin_bigsister 0

i hear a divorce attorney in your future!!!!! and wow! hmmmm or you two can go 2 therapy for yalls marriage

Tommy1337 0

well it was the OP had OP and dont forget the OP and you are an OP OP OP OP OP OP OP OP OP OP OP

She came home early and didn't catch you & your gf, so ya got that going for ya. Who was she getting it on with? Potential party partner there. She doesn't have to get up in the morning, so she'll be drinking tonight. Hope she's a fun drunk! Ya might get to try a new fantasy!! Um.. how is this a FML again?

kristidgranger 3

doc fox's great advice: don't stick your dick in a toaster. thank you and good evening ladies and spoons

yeah, he chose to marry a woman who he knew would cheat on him. he wanted the heart wrenching pain of knowing the woman he loves betrayed him in the worst way possible.

did she cheat with another woman ? cause thats ok per the bible. it only says dont lie with another man. so lesbianism is aok in gods eyes 

you should give her walking papers for your marriage. divorce her sorry ass.