Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: The truth

The truth

By uglyallover - 20/09/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing a game where you ask sexual questions and you have to give an honest answer. At one point, I asked my boyfriend what his favorite position is, to which he quickly answered with no hesitation, "Any one where I don't have to see your face or body." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

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By haggisbowl - 14/01/2012 06:52 - United States

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By sheyshey0413 - 13/06/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML

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By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2015 13:58 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked it. He replied, "If I say no, can we still have sex tonight?" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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By Maria39018 - 01/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML

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Sexy talk

By suckstosuck - 23/07/2013 04:04 - United States - Dana Point

Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML

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By Anon. - 07/02/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML

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Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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LewJH 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:01

I bet he's joking ¬¬ Most FMLs are people who couldn't take a joke.

JessxMaxine 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:05

i hope he was joking. but still pimp slap him. :)

Comments

SgtGlue 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 3:11

you should blind him. that way everyone's happy!

SheoDagana 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 8:05

Don't ask questions you don't want answers to? But then, I can't understand why someone wouldn't wanna look at their partners face. It's hot!

88sforlife 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 5:51

Damn

cocblkdbyfarmvil 0

Friday 9 July 2010 20:21

tell him his brother doesnt mind looking at you.

matchstick1029 3

Tuesday 17 August 2010 10:48

dump the insensitive bastard

Ryonix 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 3:12

******* owned rof

hovibaby 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 22:46

ok to all yall sayin dump him, this woman cant ask for honesty and then not like what she hears. If she is that ugly, then she should be happy that he's with her.