There's a Brendon Burns joke in there somewhere

By Fucking, Impossible - 23/12/2022 11:00 - United States

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Today, I was attacked with the classic "I fucked your mom" joke. I calmly informed the troll that my mom is 51, obese, still married to my father after 20+ years, and, most importantly, had a life-saving hysterectomy when I was five. He still insisted that he did the act. FML
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HOT_THOT 8

wow dude you not only insulted your own mother you also shared sensitive private information about her, big L on your part

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Anderling 32

My dude. Buddy old pal. Were you seriously expecting a TROLL to go “oh sorry, my bad man”?

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Nico Noppe 9

How dare you kinkshame that guy by calling him a troll? If his type is an older obese married woman, let him.

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sirrubberduckie 35

Absolutely none of that means your mom can't have sex. But perhaps most importantly, trolls are impervious to facts.

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ODBeefalo 10

my standard response to both this and being called gay by trolls since they only have 3 go tos... is to inform them of all the things I did to their father. You don't try to reason with trolls, you can only wipe them off your boot with mute or throw something at them they are not expecting.and the number of them who get offended at the concept of their father being bi or gay is hilarious to exploit as someone who is actually bi.

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tiptoppc 19

Ooh. Gonna try this as I’m bi next time. Since I live in the midwest (bumshart Nebrehoma), I can’t imagine they will take it too well. Too many trumpster fires here.

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Matt S "So it Goes." Trout 7

Yet another bi dude chiming in to say "I suck **** better than you troll" is an excellent ban message and one I've got much entertainment out of deploying.

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tiptoppc 19

Inform them they need to get themselves checked. Now that they have AIDS. Maybe suggest OP is quite loose to **** a person with AIDS, then inform them the sex was so bad, it gave them AIDS. Might make a suggestion that their looseness gave you cancer as well.

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Matt S "So it Goes." Trout 7

I've got quite a lot of mileage over the years since she passed away out of "did you at least re-bury her afterwards?" Generally every other troll in the vicinity swarms to have fun at the original troll's expense at that point.

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