Covid, Covidiot, First Dates and Conspiracy theorist: There's a lot of them about

There's a lot of them about

By Anonymous - 19/12/2021 05:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy who is perfect in every way, except for the tiny fact he thinks Covid is a hoax created by hospitals to profit massively on selling masks and hand sanitiser. Both my parents died from Covid and my nana is currently in hospital with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2021 23:01

Today, I found out that the guy I was talking to for over a year, who told me he was dying from Covid, is perfectly fine and he just didn't want to talk to me anymore. FML

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If it quacks like a duck, it's a quack

By Anonymous - 18/01/2021 11:01

Today, we got the news that my dad will be dying of Covid. My mom, former nurse, still insist it's a hoax and that the holistic route will cure him. FML

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These people never learn

By My mother-in-law is a Covidiot - 20/04/2021 20:00

Today, I'm at my mother-in-law's funeral, who died of Covid-19. Months before catching the virus, she would claim that, "the entire Covid thang is bullshit" and "people are just behaving like f****ts over a simple flu." FML

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By Dannikins - 05/11/2020 01:01 - United States - San Antonio

Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2020 23:01 - United States - Waldwick

Today, I was going to hang out with my crush and tell him how I felt, but he cancelled because I had COVID 5 months ago and his mom is afraid I’m contagious. I’m safer to hang out with because I now have antibodies and can’t transmit it. I’ve also had 4 negative tests since then. FML

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Covidiots everywhere

By Seth - 19/12/2020 22:58

Today, I realised the biggest FML this year was getting into online debates with people about Covid not being a hoax. One guy even said it was over, while I knew the numbers were climbing back up as I work in health-care, and I was sat on a toilet with diarrhea because I have Covid myself. FML

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By lextoast - 26/07/2015 18:15 - Rwanda

Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML

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By workinggirl - 07/03/2010 17:38 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

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Covid is soooooo 2019

By Anonymous - 09/03/2024 15:00 - Australia - Wacol

Today, after making a 3.5 hour trip to see his parents, my boyfriend found out his dad has COVID. He doesn't understand why I'm upset that they waited until after he was there to tell him. I'm immunocompromised, and can't afford to miss work. My boyfriend still wants to come home after being around him for 3 days. FML

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By Bubbilility - 26/12/2020 20:02 - Australia

Today, my mother called me from the other side of the world to tell me she's got Covid. She got it from a friend, who later told her that they had attended anti-mask rallies. She's only been visiting her friend because she needs internet to keep working and can't get it where she is. FML

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randybryant799 20

Sunday 19 December 2021 20:40

Does he really think that the hospitals are the ones selling masks and hand sanitizer? What an idiot.

anjo_ 8

Sunday 19 December 2021 13:50

Hi, If I were you, drop the guy. This denial is just the tip of the iceberg. You will see more other disbeliefs as you get to know him better. BR

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wysegirl 24

Sunday 19 December 2021 12:26

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Miss_Red 18

Wednesday 29 December 2021 8:32

This isnt just having a difference of opinion though. When the worldwide death toll is pushing 6 MILLION deaths from the very thing he's saying is a hoax, this isnt just an opinion. Its just like saying the holocaust didnt happen.. we all know it did and we're not exactly going to look favourably on someone who says that was a hoax.

JackWood 20

Sunday 19 December 2021 12:50

Sorry for the troubles your going through. I suggest better vetting of your dates will save you wasted time and effort. Have the "where are you on the pandemic scale" conversation before the date.

anjo_ 8

Sunday 19 December 2021 13:50

Hi, If I were you, drop the guy. This denial is just the tip of the iceberg. You will see more other disbeliefs as you get to know him better. BR

randybryant799 20

Sunday 19 December 2021 20:40

Does he really think that the hospitals are the ones selling masks and hand sanitizer? What an idiot.

Nikki 17

Monday 20 December 2021 5:35

We were just trying our best to stop patients and families stealing them and leaving us without protection from all the other viruses that got forgotten when covid came