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There's no justice

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML

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By OneGirlsLife - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, someone tried to break into my car. They tried to do so by jamming a key into my lock, only for the key to break. I guess the key cut their hand, because I had the pleasure of finding the person's blood all over my passenger door. FML

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By "ztodaro" - 30/06/2017 20:00

Today, while I was inside a store, I heard a crash. Of course I ignored it because my car was parked. I paid for my items and walked out to see this. Nobody else was around. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Westwood

Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Piscataway

Today, I asked a traffic cop if it was okay to park my car briefly in a 'Monday to Friday only' parking spot, since it's Saturday. She politely replied I could. I came back less than ten minutes later, only to find a parking ticket stuck to my windshield. FML

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By Ro. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my car was stolen. I got it back later without the engine, any of the wheels or my brand new radio and speakers. They even took my car mats. FML

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STOP! THIEF!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - Stamford

Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML

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By supersmashpika - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

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By happyshit - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

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By sunny_funny - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Friday 30 September 2011 8:52

How do you know that was the reason?

yumsugarr 8

Friday 30 September 2011 8:52

Didn't you have that handicapped slip out?

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pinkspaceboundro 0

Friday 30 September 2011 9:32

This Fml doesn't make since... The only scenario I can think of is, either a) you don't appear to be physically handicapped or b) you didn't have a license plate tag or a rear view mirror tag. Either way- ibwound check and see if the store had cameras, call the police- make a report and talk to your insurance company. ;(

Speakeroftruths 3

Friday 30 September 2011 10:33

How does it not make sense? You even summed it up in that post, disproving your own statement.

YayFlameWarz 9

Friday 30 September 2011 15:37

Your inability to spell simplistic words doesn't make sense.

ash1rose 11

Saturday 1 October 2011 5:29

She's saying the reasons behind the keying don't make sense and it's possible that English is not her first language so she's doing her best to get her point across.

Church_boy 0

Friday 30 September 2011 9:39

I'll get the car back

NoNotTheFace 8

Friday 30 September 2011 9:46

I guess some people don't consider erectile dysfunction as a good enough reason to park in the handicapped spot. Sorry OP, FYL.

btstig 11

Friday 30 September 2011 11:06

Nice ink.

KayXbabyX420X313 0

Friday 30 September 2011 11:15

People pretty much suck!!

tina1213 0

Friday 30 September 2011 11:26

I'm sorry dude .. But did u have ur handicap tag on at the moment ?

mistersheezy 7

Friday 30 September 2011 12:56

It was probably just some idiot kid with nothing else to do but be stupid.

patrickalamo 47

Friday 30 September 2011 12:59

How did you know they did it because you were handicaped. Maybe it was because you drive like an ass.

ikickgingers 15

Friday 30 September 2011 13:57

Concur

a_nutritionist 10

Friday 30 September 2011 13:30

*insert sarcastic comment for all of you to get butthurt over*

darkmis1 17

Friday 30 September 2011 13:33

Did you have the tag up?

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