Food, Cats and Pranks: These are lovely - FML

These are lovely

By kittybad - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my wife made me moist cat food burgers as a prank. I didn't have the heart to tell her that they tasted better than the ones she usually makes. FML

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friedpwnadge 25

Sunday 23 June 2013 16:07

Good guy husband. You might have needed to arrange funeral plans if you said it.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 23 June 2013 16:08

How the hell can she screw up burgers? Meat. Salt. Pepper. Fire. It isn't rocket surgery.

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ravenh1979 13

Sunday 23 June 2013 20:38

Lmao!! Whoops!! Guess that's what she gets for serving u cat food!! Lol :)

ravenh1979 13

Sunday 23 June 2013 20:43

Wow OP if she pulls crazy pranks like that.. Ya might want to sleep with one eye open!! Lol j/k

graceinsheepwear 33

Sunday 23 June 2013 20:43

She usually uses dog food.

lylotrezor 20

Sunday 23 June 2013 20:51

Tasty cat food is tasty.

BinxMarBear 5

Sunday 23 June 2013 21:23

I wish you would have!! I would love to see her FML after hearing that hahahaha

LyraAlluse 25

Sunday 23 June 2013 21:24

I heard that cat food is rather tasty. No wonder my cat sits on my face until I give him his kitty kibbles in the morning! It makes you wonder what they put in it...

buckdharma 37

Sunday 23 June 2013 21:45

I got 9 lives Cats eyes Now I'm in the backyard runnin' wild

jdev234 3

Sunday 23 June 2013 21:54

Seconds?

_wraith 15

Sunday 23 June 2013 22:05

Offer to take up a cooking class together. Or, come clean with her, and tell her that some areas need improvement.

VentingToRandoms 8

Sunday 23 June 2013 23:11

This was the greatest FML I've read yet. Some of them are really depressing but this one is just awesome.

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